Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML
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theblackhannah
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wow..gain some weight?
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allplayedout
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unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?
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theblackhannah
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wow..gain some weight?
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KaitlynxD
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Haha that's what I was thinking!
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nateb1tch
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and the amps? get shocked by 1 mill volts with low amp an no shit happens
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lmaoloveu
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OMG how do you only weigh 85?! jealous -.-
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ellielovesyuh
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wow ur tiny. I'm really skinny and I weigh 119 I can't imagine how small you are o_0
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dynamic164
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OP is either 10 years old or is extremely anorexic
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chippa
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OP might be short.
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flammenhund
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31 lets mate?
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albinoV
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Your body draws current from voltage based on your body's resistance (a characteristic matter has that determines how easily current flows through it.) The current that will flow through your body, I, is determined by voltage V divided by resistance R (I = V/R). When you come into contact with voltage, your body's resistance, something you basically have no control over, determines how much current is drawn. Unless you're made up of clay or something, 1,000,000 volts is going to draw a lot of current.
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fmfreakinlife
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nice 38 nice
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abasio
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I hope you're really young to be such a small person.
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BitchynessIsGod
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I have a friend who is vegaterian, not anorexic, but rather short who weighs about 75-ish pounds
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agentx52
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It's a guy, he's gotta be anorexic.
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xdmsjcx
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?
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Hayman68
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Guys i know why OP is so small, he's Justin Bieber.
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ygdrassil
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More importantly, why was the OP's dad fixing an outlet without first turning off the power to it?
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HunterDanielle
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68, I love you!
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iFacade
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op is probably really short and skinny, my best friend is not even 5 foot and weighs 86 pounds
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charisjoy
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hey im 15 & only weigh 85!
and im defaintly not anorexic
and im defaintly not anorexic
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KelceyLoves
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I eat as much as Michael Phelps and I've never weighed more than 95. I have a high metabolism and I exercise a LOT. This guy might have his mama's genes or something and also have a high metabolism:)
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weissesengel
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wat so u wanna b a stick?
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JumboSquidster
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he's a dude
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breakingdawnxx3
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I don't understand why people are telling this kid to gain weight. What if they're only like 10-12 freakin years old? Weighing that much at that age, makes sense.
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ninjaCarebear
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ahahahahhahahaha
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ilovebrookematso
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maybe she looks Like snookie...
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anlhawks
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me too!!! it's nice to know someone else is the same weight, age, and not anorexic! like srsly I'm 5'2 and yeah I'm skinny; I don't like it but hey. high metabolism. whattayah want me to do.?
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Down4TheCause
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but your a girl and your fine as fuck!
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Down4TheCause
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that's to you 118... I hope haha
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lindsaymiedema
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118, I'm sorry but you don't look like 85 pounds.
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Alpha35
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why r u a guy and weigh 85 lbs.... man.... at this rate all the guys will be girls
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b1ondiee
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agreed
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smartalek
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he may be asian? they're small. he. could be like 14, too.
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iPeterPan
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They shouldn't be on here if they're 10-12 years old.
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NatalieF
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that's exactly what i was thinking
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fivehuskies
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#59 I think it's a girl because even a thin guy has more muscle than a girl by default. I know a really fucking skinny guy who doesn't lift and he weighs over 100lbs. Or it's a 9 year old boy in which case, why do you have a smart device and why are you on this app?
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vanderstoep
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^pwned
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metal8214
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are you a midget? if so, couldn't you have just riden your unicorn to safety and avoided the situation?
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gnarkill313
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ahahaha owned
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lmBrown
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word. OP u have a really fat dad
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emmabear16
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Well at least your alive I guess
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elizabeth_black
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You're*
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allplayedout
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unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?
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97090370
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I'm 13 and only weigh 78 pounds, and I'm a perfectly normal girl...
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97090370
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and no, my picture is not me. lol
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lakeybalboa
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The only 13 year old girl I know that weighs that much is less than 5 feet tall and I don't know if that's normal.
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beautifulbeau
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I'm almost nineteen and I am 4'9", weighing at 87 pounds. Yes, even adults can be that small.
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talktomandybaby
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6 one of my best friends is 12 and a month older than me and weighs about 70 pounds.
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jenniferunicorn
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op is a guy
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MrHappybottms
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Agreed. I'm 20, 5'7", a guy, and I weigh around 90 pounds. I eat a ton, I exercise when I can. I'm not anorexic, I'm not malnourished. I have a very high metabolism and it honestly does suck a ton. No matter how hard I try I can't gain any weight. So fuck all of you trying to crack jokes or insults.
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Buchitoo
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You must be either very young or very small to only be 85lbs.
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xxxJORDYBEARxxx
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I'm guessing she's in middle school.
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nokel11
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OP is a dude....
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xxxJORDYBEARxxx
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no how is OP a dude? prove it...
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it says the op's gender..... -__-"
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itsbryn
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so are you
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whippymcdumb4zs
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if op is a dude, they must be on the emo diet....(saltines and water)
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dancingqueen5678
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what's OP?
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kittydidit
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Well you're a dude and you look like you weigh about 85 lbs...
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celialevi1234
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90- original poster, aka the person who wrote the fml
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hobbsicle805
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8 your either a fail troll or a huge dumbass
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Katydid123
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Middle school? More like elementary school
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kattylizbeth
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Original poster
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ydi_4_suking
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It probably hurt him alot more than it hurt you. He did land on a bunch of bones with no cushion
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Kiyoha
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#9 is win. No offence, OP :) In a few years time you'll have gained weight. I know 13-14-year old boys who weigh about 40 kg.
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Hayman68
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Can you please speak in customary measurements while on FML? Thank you.
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kasumii
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How is the metric system not customary? The rest of the world uses it, only Americans use lbs.
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chippa
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Actually, Canada uses lbs too. I don't know why we're partially imperial, it's kinda... dumb.
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qwerty8788
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americas fat. that's why they use the dumbass "customary" system. learn something for once you lazy americans
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Cjw1220
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Well, I guess we could learn how to be literate. Like, maybe, capitalizing the first letter of the first word of a sentence, perhaps? Or maybe just by putting apostrophes where needed. Or by not stereotyping towards another nation by calling it fat, or calling the system in which we measure things a dumbass. I guess there is a lot we could learn about. What are they teaching at those American schools? How to appear as if our country as a whole would appear obese in comparison with all those "Normal" weighing countries. Tsk, Tsk. Silly Yanks.
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smartalek
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#167. America's the fattest country out there. Canada DOES NOT use the customary system, but they do learn it. We can stereotype all we want. America is fat. No doubt about it.
And he can be young and small. ir doesn't say he's eighteen or anything. He could be twelve for all you know.
And he can be young and small. ir doesn't say he's eighteen or anything. He could be twelve for all you know.
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tacticalnutmeg
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159 Got owned.
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maybaybe
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Ow :/ Maybe you should gain some weight.
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gusgus36
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85 pounds?? unless you're super super tiny and short, or a little kid, you are seriously anorexic
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ieatbebies
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hey i know ppl that are 90 lbs and arent small or that skinny i think they just dont have much fat
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Pb25797051
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115, obviously??