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OMG how do you only weigh 85?! jealous -.-
OP is either 10 years old or is extremely anorexic
OP might be short.
31 lets mate?
Your body draws current from voltage based on your body's resistance (a characteristic matter has that determines how easily current flows through it.) The current that will flow through your body, I, is determined by voltage V divided by resistance R (I = V/R). When you come into contact with voltage, your body's resistance, something you basically have no control over, determines how much current is drawn. Unless you're made up of clay or something, 1,000,000 volts is going to draw a lot of current.
nice 38 nice
I have a friend who is vegaterian, not anorexic, but rather short who weighs about 75-ish pounds
It's a guy, he's gotta be anorexic.
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More importantly, why was the OP's dad fixing an outlet without first turning off the power to it?
68, I love you!
op is probably really short and skinny, my best friend is not even 5 foot and weighs 86 pounds
hey im 15 & only weigh 85! and im defaintly not anorexic
ahahahahhahahaha
maybe she looks Like snookie...
but your a girl and your fine as ****!
that's to you 118... I hope haha
118, I'm sorry but you don't look like 85 pounds.
agreed
They shouldn't be on here if they're 10-12 years old.
that's exactly what i was thinking
#59 I think it's a girl because even a thin guy has more muscle than a girl by default. I know a really ******* skinny guy who doesn't lift and he weighs over 100lbs. Or it's a 9 year old boy in which case, why do you have a smart device and why are you on this app?
ahahaha owned
word. OP u have a really fat dad
Well at least your alive I guess
You're*
unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?
I'm 13 and only weigh 78 pounds, and I'm a perfectly normal girl...
and no, my picture is not me. lol
op is a guy
Agreed. I'm 20, 5'7", a guy, and I weigh around 90 pounds. I eat a ton, I exercise when I can. I'm not anorexic, I'm not malnourished. I have a very high metabolism and it honestly does suck a ton. No matter how hard I try I can't gain any weight. So **** all of you trying to crack jokes or insults.
Well you're a dude and you look like you weigh about 85 lbs...
Middle school? More like elementary school
It probably hurt him alot more than it hurt you. He did land on a bunch of bones with no cushion
#9 is win. No offence, OP :) In a few years time you'll have gained weight. I know 13-14-year old boys who weigh about 40 kg.
Actually, Canada uses lbs too. I don't know why we're partially imperial, it's kinda... dumb.
americas fat. that's why they use the dumbass "customary" system. learn something for once you lazy americans
Well, I guess we could learn how to be literate. Like, maybe, capitalizing the first letter of the first word of a sentence, perhaps? Or maybe just by putting apostrophes where needed. Or by not stereotyping towards another nation by calling it fat, or calling the system in which we measure things a dumbass. I guess there is a lot we could learn about. What are they teaching at those American schools? How to appear as if our country as a whole would appear obese in comparison with all those "Normal" weighing countries. Tsk, Tsk. Silly Yanks.
159 Got owned.
Ow :/ Maybe you should gain some weight.
85 pounds?? unless you're super super tiny and short, or a little kid, you are seriously anorexic
hey i know ppl that are 90 lbs and arent small or that skinny i think they just dont have much fat
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wow..gain some weight?
unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?