FML : Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bloom / Wednesday 17 December 2008 04:10 / France

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By the_space_pope | 2

#40972 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:58

If I someday have a daughter, and I don't like the guy she's seeing, I'm going to do the same thing.

By moxy_fml | 0

#391 - Friday 6 February 2009 17:56

You should say something, being passive seems like a bad idea in your situation.

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By moxy_fml | 0

#391 - Friday 6 February 2009 17:56

You should say something, being passive seems like a bad idea in your situation.

killerviral | 0

#830832 - Saturday 6 February 2010 18:58

I woulda beat his ass infront of herlol

Master_Bait | 0

#990079 - Monday 10 May 2010 1:46

i woudve said WTFML

pedosmurf | 7

#4122763 - Monday 5 March 2012 5:40

I am confused if it was her fathers gf and then said his foot is the dads date a guy or girl?

Nissi | 17

#6532053 - Monday 8 February 2016 20:58

"my new girlfriend's father," meaning it wasn't OP's father.

By redroses5 | 0

#7659 - Thursday 26 February 2009 8:08

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakward

stopreadingmynam | 0

#1047398 - Monday 28 June 2010 20:56

2, "awkward" has a w after the first a. srry, I'm a perfectionist.

FreshSalad | 1

#1184501 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 1:33

And yet, you can't spell "sorry" correctly.

lol32360 | 0

#1619297 - Friday 29 October 2010 4:57

WIN

Niki0308 | 0

#2209993 - Sunday 20 March 2011 7:17

he just forgot an O not that bad guys jeez!

TiNyBuBbLeZ | 0

#2223796 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:42

41, go troll somewhere else

yesmanddd | 4

#2335724 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:17

#52
well, #2 just forgot a w..

By Rilan | 0

#14149 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:42

Who were you seated by? I'm willing to bet it wasn't intended for you.

Karma495 | 0

#1788341 - Friday 3 December 2010 14:08

hehe

By FueledbyPanic32 | 0

#21697 - Sunday 8 March 2009 20:02

lmao @ #5, you should deff return the favour next time!

Lulu714 | 0

#1313232 - Saturday 28 August 2010 20:03

if ur #4 how could u lol at #5

yourWIFEandKIDS | 0

#1711600 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:22

Haha, nice job Captain Hind-Sight^^

By the_space_pope | 2

#40972 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:58

If I someday have a daughter, and I don't like the guy she's seeing, I'm going to do the same thing.

sequoi | 0

#442000 - Thursday 30 July 2009 7:59

LOL... Really??

xXDeadPoolXx | 0

#855445 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:35

lol I would moan and creep the father out

MunChiChi | 0

#1858267 - Friday 17 December 2010 21:15

#34
OMGoodness. Dat Would Be Hillarious. Lmmfao!!

LizzieBvBfan | 5

#3070720 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:46

Thats very clever, I just thought the dad was strange but maybe he was intentionally trying to creep the guy out!

crazyjemjem | 6

#5465123 - Thursday 25 April 2013 23:02

Brilliant idea!

By diskincluded | 0

#47656 - Saturday 21 March 2009 17:17

Hey, the bright side is now you know he likes you!

By Dimaranien | 0

#49046 - Sunday 22 March 2009 2:57

He might've been trying to scare you away...

pompompom_fml | 0

#327544 - Sunday 21 June 2009 21:25

if that's true, scare him away with the same trick

By naku_fml | 0

#68106 - Sunday 29 March 2009 22:26

LMAOOO # 5 awesome
pervertttt!

By kefron | 0

#123918 - Sunday 19 April 2009 6:33

Awkward... Haha.

By qetzacoatl122112 | 0

#143690 - Sunday 26 April 2009 4:54

@ #5

So would I

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