Headshot! By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02 Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 407 You deserved it 272 Tweet Share
Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 You deserved it 17
Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 You deserved it 13
Today, I'm in love with a beautiful Russian woman. We are so compatible. However, I'm in a relationship though, in which my partner won't touch me or tell me she loves me. I'm in trouble every day for anything and everything. I'm faithful even though I've only had sex maybe 5 times in the last 4 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 155 You deserved it 97
Today, the colleague who I’ve been secretly fucking told me she was pregnant. She’d lied about being on birth control. She’s mad at me because I told her to get rid of it and is giving me the silent treatment. You know who else is gonna be mad? My wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 137 You deserved it 3 266