Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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Top comments
icy37 10
I'm.... not sure whose fault it is.... so I'm assuming its your boyfriends.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Falcon Kick?
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Comments (113)
Mea022796 2
That is you boyfriends fault completely
somewhatshaky 2
well,it could be your bad,you shouldn't have worn the skirt ,is that a miniskirt or something ??
IdaE 17
wtf?? Why do you just assume that she's wearing a miniskirt???
lrgenesis 19
This reminds me of family guy when peter plays footsie with Paul mccartney's wife at the dinner table lmao!!
DJayRaIDeN 0
Hillarious.
KiddNYC1O 22
He's probably like "Not again! No, really, not again you two!"
clutz123 5
what a nice bf... NOT
thefuckinloser 6
get on your knees make it better .......please
kei1108 13
It's kinda creepy for him to touch you like that when his parents are a foot away... *shutter*
ohmandapants 17
Shutter? Like the things in front of windows?
sharktat2 10
Your bf is a disrespectful ****-face!
vballgirl22 0
Your boyfriends a little dumb.