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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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Tetchy

By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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icy37 10

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:51

I'm.... not sure whose fault it is.... so I'm assuming its your boyfriends.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 12:06

Falcon Kick?

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Mea022796 2

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:20

That is you boyfriends fault completely

somewhatshaky 2

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:59

well,it could be your bad,you shouldn't have worn the skirt ,is that a miniskirt or something ??

IdaE 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 21:27

wtf?? Why do you just assume that she's wearing a miniskirt???

lrgenesis 19

Tuesday 27 December 2011 20:43

This reminds me of family guy when peter plays footsie with Paul mccartney's wife at the dinner table lmao!!

DJayRaIDeN 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:01

Hillarious.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 28 December 2011 1:07

He's probably like "Not again! No, really, not again you two!"

clutz123 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:12

what a nice bf... NOT

thefuckinloser 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:53

get on your knees make it better .......please

kei1108 13

Wednesday 28 December 2011 3:10

It's kinda creepy for him to touch you like that when his parents are a foot away... *shutter*

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:58

Shutter? Like the things in front of windows?

sharktat2 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:27

Your bf is a disrespectful ****-face!

vballgirl22 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:10

Your boyfriends a little dumb.

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Today, I'm 37 years-old. I work full time and make 20 dollars an hour. I live with my parents. I still cannot afford to move out and I'm completely broke. I keep overspending because I get anxious because I feel like a failure. I'm addicted to sugar and eat a pint of ice cream a day. FML

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Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

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Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML

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Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML

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Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

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Today, my mom called me an auntie, as in a "fun aunt that nieces and nephews love to spend time with, but would be a complete disaster as a real mom, in no way, shape or form fit to actually raise a child responsibly." Dad agreed. So did my boyfriend. FML

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