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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

By Brian - / Tuesday 20 November 2012 15:50 / United States - Sandston
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By  every1luvsboners  |  11

That's when you say "no shit, I've always had a thing for you. You won't walk right for two weeks after I get done with you." Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, play the odds. Be a man, damnit!!

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  thepunman  |  11

You went a foot to far

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OP is the real life bad luck Brian!!

By  btstig  |  11

Her mom might want the dick!

By  Inheritance  |  10

Turns sideways and looks her in the eye and winks, then precedes to say 'I know'

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ok just because of your bio *proceses

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and so did I my android segusted the wrong thing and my eyes swiched the words

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  Inheritance  |  10

Ok I'm going to sum this up, since I'm sure everyone is getting annoyed. Precedes is infact a word, but I meant proceeded. So no one made any grammar errors, just wrong choice of words. Thumb me down ill accept them.

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  CharresBarkrey  |  15

42 - How can you possibly blame your horrid spelling on your phone when "proceses" isn't even a word. Either your phone has learned your terrible spelling habits and suggests your common misspellings, or it's making up completely new words (which, if I'm not mistaken, phone dictionaries only know REAL words)

By  Neligee  |  9

Such an embarrassing and awkward moment! >.

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  easyprey  |  8

I met my "now ex" girlfriend that way :) she was flirting with this one guy in class and he tried playing footsies with her, yet it was me... We all had a good laugh and that's basically how we started dating.

By  every1luvsboners  |  11

That's when you say "no shit, I've always had a thing for you. You won't walk right for two weeks after I get done with you." Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, play the odds. Be a man, damnit!!

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  longchow  |  8

That would involve the daughter to be in a weird situation seeing bother her parents naked and doing something inappropriate...with her boyfriend. No one should ever want to be in that situation... Gross

By  LO388  |  7

"Oh yeahhh"

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