By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston
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You went a foot to far
Hope he kept going then. ;)
I just hope that Stacy sees that she's just not the girl for him.
OP is the real life bad luck Brian!!
OP Should have answered "Yes I know; what's the problem?"
57-that can be applied to every OP, seeing how this is FML
Except not every OP's name actually IS Brian... did none of you downvoters spot that?!
Good freaking song!!!
Wow, good catch, sir. I'm sure they did not. I know that I didn't.
He knows it might be wrong, but he's in love with Stacy's mom.
What? Everyone on here is Bad Luck Brian.
Fountains of Wayne is glorious
Should have kept going.
Yeah she sooo wants it. That's why she told him it was her foot and not her daughters. What is the point of footsie anyways? I never got the point if it.
thats how you get your feet wet.
ok just because of your bio *proceses
Proceeds**
and so did I my android segusted the wrong thing and my eyes swiched the words
It is in fact a word, but it was used incorrectly. "Precede" means to come before.
Hello fellow grammar Nazi's.
54-I am failing to notice where anyone implied there was a spelling mistake but I am tired and could be wrong so please, enlighten me.
42 suggested* switched*
42 - How can you possibly blame your horrid spelling on your phone when "proceses" isn't even a word. Either your phone has learned your terrible spelling habits and suggests your common misspellings, or it's making up completely new words (which, if I'm not mistaken, phone dictionaries only know REAL words)
Nazis* I had to.
Whatd it say
Such an embarrassing and awkward moment! >.
That's kinda the point of FML
Cool story bro.
That's when you say "no shit, I've always had a thing for you. You won't walk right for two weeks after I get done with you." Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, play the odds. Be a man, damnit!!
yeah a single man idk any milf i wpuld let come between my and my gf
And then you notice her husband, staring at you with intent to kill.
18 just because that's what your girlfriend did, doesn't mean everyone's girlfriend does that
Yea if he did that I don't think it would be a stare of intent. I think a straight up ass whopping would commence.
25 - I imagine a threesome or even foursome would commence.
And on top of it she would have to be okay with her boyfriend ******* her parents. Oh the joys of criticizing jokes made on an implausible premise. Not.
How soon after that did dad introduce his fist to your face?
No, super awkward would've been the dad's foot.
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Stacy's mom has got it going on!
That's when you say "no shit, I've always had a thing for you. You won't walk right for two weeks after I get done with you." Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, play the odds. Be a man, damnit!!