Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Cavebone 5
that's a solid 50% improvement.
DalPozzo13 10
That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha
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Comments (229)
laladd123 11
Third time lucky
SweetPerfectionn 3
He's improving! Slowly.. But surely.
kimmy91 12
Doesn't matter had sex! Maybe he has a bit of performance anxiety? Try changing positions more regularly that will definitely help him last longer.
86ed 4
"A survey of Canadian and American sex therapists said that...1 to 2 minutes was too short, 3 to 7 minutes was adequate and 7 to 13 minutes desirable, while 10 to 30 minutes was too long." Congrats your man is adequate.
Colecto_fml 26
That's only for Americans and Canadians.. In Europe, and especially here in Serbia, guys can go for much longer, 30-45mins is considered not too unusual :D
merrilln 7
seriously? 30-45 minutes is not too long. that is desirable. those therapist just want to make preemie guys feel better.
laden_swallow09 35
Cite your sources?
TaylorT19 0
Seriously? Lol I'd be pissed. My shortest time ever was an hour.
monnanon 14
If everytime i had sex it lasted for 45 mins I'd be pissed off. Sex, including all the forplay should last that long but long sec EVERY SINGLE TIME is boring. A quickie every now and then is really fun.
Colecto_fml 26
Well, not every time ofc.. A quickie is quite fun too.. P.S. My sources are my experience :)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
79, If sex is boring for you, you're not doing it right. 45 minutes isn't really that long - that's the total runtime of a lot of TV shows, and I'm sure you don't find it boring to watch something you like for that amount of time. Maybe you need to explore yourself some more and find new things that work for you.
SwtCherryPie 26
Or maybe ... like myself... maybe she can get off good enough that 30-45 min is excessive. I agree, with foreplay and everything 30min to an hour is a good amount of time to warm yourself up, hopefully get off, and really set a mood. After that 15 min sex is more than ample. Hell im usually wore out by the time my husband is done with the foreplay. He is very attentive to my lady parts pretty much every time we have sex.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
147, I can get off in a couple minutes quite easily, but the journey there is too enjoyable to disregard. Sex is not only all about the ****** if both people know how to truly please each other. Good sex shouldn't leave you wondering when it's going to be over.
Jannettecooks 1
This is what he needs to do: 1st: always preform orally on you before sex. Until you climax- not just to get you excited. 2nd: wear a condom, and put you in charge of speed and rhythm. Stop, pull out and change positions. But honestly, if your orally satisfied you might be quite fine with the 2 minute man. Besides the average is between 5 and 8 minutes. (and i think thats high for most regardless of what men say)
MuchDance90s 0
Good ideas.
Clamcreepy 7
Ah, the premature ejaculation syndrome strikes again. May I suggest a **** ring for your boyfriend? He may not last but at least you'll get yours pleasure just a tad longer
newmandotcom 6
I'm a strong advocate for oral sex. I love getting her off before we even have sex. Plus, it's extra lube. Any girl who is dating a guy who won't do that, deserves a better guy....
bobslawnservice 16
A little harsh on the dude. Try to be supportive and help the guy out instead of giving him a complex. He obviously needs a bit of practice. I'd suggest a few sessions getting each other off without penetration then slowly reintroducing it.
painri0t 0
I don't see how this is an fml. You went at it for an expected 2 min. and you got 3 min. Did you have to pee or something?
SwtCherryPie 26
Hey, give him some credit... That is a 50% improvement. Maybe next time it will be 4 minutes. Either way if he can't last long just have him vamp up the foreplay some and get of really good then so if he gets off to early for you to get of as well you won't be totally left without.