Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Cavebone 5
that's a solid 50% improvement.
DalPozzo13 10
That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha
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Comments (229)
xvenom7 0
Well atleast he's average.. The average is 2 minutes. Haha
ivanhoe4u 3
You need to talk to him if this doesn't satisfy you. Otherwise hit the road Jack.
bubo_fml 11
50% improvement. At this rate, you'll work up to a whopping 5 min bang by the end of the Summer!
mommy_mode 3
Girl later in life when you have kids And are tired your going to beg that his stamina goes down! Lol I wish I could just have a three minute quicki sometimes! But I had this probably when I was younger with my husband and the more you have sex the longer he can go with out coming. So just trying to have sex more or more times in one day
fcrnnngbck25 0
At least he was honest...lmfao
brennan213 0
take it as a compliment
bubo_fml 11
Seriously though, why not help the guy out instead of humiliating him? Foreplay is vital, (oral, masturbation, etc.), in the sexual experience. Make sure he blows a load before intercourse. The 1st load is usually on a hair trigger, so, each subsequent male climax tends to last longer, as the 'joy juice' supply dwindles...Also, take responsibility for your ******...It's not your partner's fault that you didn't come. If necessary, communicate to your partner, with detailed instructions, on exactly what he/she needs to do in order to satisfy you. Why leave your satisfaction to chance? Bottom line, a transaction is only successful if both parties are mutually satisfied...Have fun & you're welcome!
jaimedenise 0
Sounds like my boyfriend. He says it's cause I just turn him on so damn much. Be thankful you got 3 mins. Lol
Fisahgurl 1
Make home pleasure you first, then have sex.. Might make the 3 minutes feel a little better ;)
ImDB8 0
Have sex more, the more you have sex the longer he'll last