Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Cavebone 5
that's a solid 50% improvement.
DalPozzo13 10
That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha
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Comments (229)
mikepattonfan 0
You lucky bitch! That's more than enough time.... What with all the very short ad breaks these days
Michael_92 20
Well if he gains 1 minute everytime and you have sex once a day.....I think you see where i'm going.
underguarded 20
The more he Practices the better he'll get! ....Right...?
DjeePee 25
I sincerely hope he doesn't think that the sex is over whenever he had his ******, since there are two people who need to be pleasured. If he can't hold on for a more decent time, he should use his hand/mouth on you. Or stop penetrating right before he comes (after a minute sex, I guess), do something completely different en start again. Heck, there is so much he can do, having an ****** beforehand can also help to let him last longer the second time. Anyway, let him not forget you.
lightzonlycast 2
Op should stop being an ingrate and be happy he is improving.
HairyPunisher 27
Ugh. When are guys going to realize that in order to please their woman they need to hold off on themselves and finish later? There are ways to do that.
slysendice 3
Most guys don't know how to do that, sorry to break it to you.
CharliesCool2084 8
Maybe next time it will be four minutes long?
firefighterjohn 9
you should take that as a complement your obviously a good looking girl and probably tight. but do more oral sex you two will last longer
mikepattonfan 0
Well said firefighterjohn!
Osito2011 9
Hey, just keep practicing...
fmessiah 19
Train him, and in the mean time he has a tongue.
kaylareneewynn 1
Tongue can only be good if he's good at using it.