Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I finally had sex after 3 long years. It lasted less than a minute, followed by 2 hours of talking about anime.. I'm in my 30s. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, after two months without sex, my new coworker began telling me about how his ex dumped him after fucking all his friends. The only response I could muster was, “Well, I wish I knew you better.” That got HR involved. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
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Top comments
Lindsay Spates 6
dont have sex with co workers. duh.
juggalo2 21
What a stud! That beats my record by 90 secs.
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Comments (9)
Lindsay Spates 6
dont have sex with co workers. duh.
juggalo2 21
What a stud! That beats my record by 90 secs.
RichardPencil 30
Despite the symbol I'm seeing on the app, I'm guessing the OP is female. For a guy, speed sex gives us the same number of orgasms as dragging it out using edging. At least you have 12-1/2 minutes left on your lunch break.
BigSissy 14
Richard, you really crack me up!
BigSissy 14
Richard, you really crack me up!
tounces7 27
Yeah guys don't last long when it's been a long time. So don't expect much actual fulfillment from one night stands other than another trophy.
Brightside86 30
Yeah probably a fluke. Honestly better than the alternative and good indicator that he really likes you.
Hamster8 1
And? Where is the problem?
Jr Alvarado 10
I can go at least 5-6 rounds honestly
voodoo66 5
get back on that horse and go for another round