Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Cavebone 5
that's a solid 50% improvement.
DalPozzo13 10
That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha
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Comments (229)
thatsmylyfe 13
Maybe your just really tight??? Lol
BullletProof 5
take it as a complement
chosha_fml 27
Next time he has to make you come before he gets to be inside you. And he clearly needs to practice slowing down and knowing when to ease off by doing this when he jacks off.
ginger212 0
My bf only lasted like 3 minutes to begin with and after a couple months now we go for like 20-30 minutes..
Cupid522 0
Talk about a quicky O_o haha XD
sataris20 5
Is he that bad? Three mins must have been torture
BarDownDaily 12
7- Learn to put a ******* sentence together.
LianLover 0
At least he didn't lie to you, better luck next time. :)
contedefees 11
That is just thoroughly depressing.
ReadyForAnything 0
Doesn't matter Had sex.