Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
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Comments (156)
builditbetter09 3
You know, a genie comes out if you rub it long enough :D
Torva_fml 16
No, it doesn't.
drlove78843 6
Yes, mine does
DocBastard 40
Hi Roger, welcome to the 21st century. It's not 1965 anymore where kids move out the day they turn 18. These days, people often don't move out of their parents' houses until they are older. Perhaps he's still in school. Perhaps he's fallen on hard times. Perhaps he takes care of his ill, elderly parents. Perhaps he plays video games in his bedroom all day and lives on Doritos and Mountain Dew. You just don't know.
KiddNYC1O 22
Mama's boy!
DjeePee 25
Well, no matter how old he is and how good you two were studying, it is her house.
bachooka 5
Exactly! It doesn't matter if he's forty... If his mom says girls leave at 11... They leave at 11. Suck it up butter cup. That's the price of living with mommy.
bsbuddy 0
Go to your place from now on.
happykesh 3
17- exactly, BUT if they have been together for at least 6 months, they should be investing on getting a house together. But you have a very strong point. OP doesnt tell how long theyve been dating so if you decide to argue, nobody can really win.
Shafena 8
younger boyfriend? awkward...
happykesh 3
Oh come on, its not like hes 10.
DocBastard 40
My wife is older than I. How is that awkward? We're both adults, and OP and her boyfriend are both adults. There's nothing awkward about a 2-year age difference for adults.
Mifflicious 18
Maybe she's one of those jerks who has a boyfriend because it's cool, and then he has to be older than her of course. Thinking it's so important that your boyfriend is older just proves that you're too immature to have one.
ikickgingers 15
22 stfu, age isn't a big deal when you're in love or lust. With exception to pedo's and nambla.
benderbot19 0
36. The boyfriend is younger. Watchu talkin' 'bout?
igorj21 4
right on, two years is nothing, my former best friend has a wife that's older, i just wish he was more open minded about the gays and didn't ditch me when he found out, rot in hell you bastard! but i hope it works out for you guys
ImaginaryFoe 1
Two year age difference? I thought that was rather common. What practical, universal benefit is there to dating someone exactly your own age? And why would it matter which of the two is younger?
benderbot19 0
Thanks 46. Blonde robot moment :)
Randi_09 0
Not really lots of females go younger now days...I did
gribbles 12
Who the **** gets a house after being with someone for 6 months?! That's the problem with us, we move in with each other too soon, get married too fast... And oh.. Surprise! Two years later.. Divorce. Ohhh fun.
happykesh 3
26- ahhh..your right...people these days are getting committed too early and I agree with you on that, but I never said marriage.
shift_love 13
Did she call your parents and make them come pick you up?