Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
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Comments (156)
StromyG2 10
Your life sucks, but not as much as his. He needs to move out.
TheSwimminKat 0
That's what u get when u actully did in the house...
iamcoolyo 5
I have a novel idea. Your bf should find his own damn house
fanpire411 4
Dusting SexEd?
thefuckinloser 6
her house you will respect the rules......i hope you got some first
brinicole333 13
Were you studying biology? ;)
bestnamever 6
YDI for dating someone younger than you
blackwidowtaco 31
Sounds like its time for one of you to get your own place. Or study in the dorms.
GeorgiaBea 28
Maaaaaa, the meatloaf!! But seriously OP, you should respect the rules of his mom. There are several coffee shops that are open 24 hours, or you can book a room. And if you are in school, many school libraries are open late. Ours was open till midnight, and 2am during midterms and finals.
laurellkawes 31
But it's also their house and you have to respect their rules