Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
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bocshi83 1
last time I checked my pocket book being close to 30 and divorced :( I still don't have 10+ grand to throw down on a house in this economy..much less did I in college.... so to the girl that suggested that is what they should be doing ..what planet does she live on...moola? If she does, share the wealth with the rest of the world! :)
phatdaddy62 23
So you are a pathetic living with Mommy Loser?
lisaloise 3
Ah well, that depends on what you two were studied on :p
shadystyle 6
derp derp
cumminside03 0
That's why I bought my own house parents were the same way now they can't say shit xD
im_so_ninja 0
Maybe she doesn't like you.
rberry88 4
Just wait until you see what happens in the bathroom at Subway at lunch tomorrow.
seanc722 2
Even though you were studying the whole loud giggling part of it can be really annoying when you are trying to sleep. Especially if its my house and even moreso if i have to get up for work.
kate3101 15
Hey guess what - no matter how old you are, it's still not your house and being at someone's house "studying" at 1am is rude.
Professor59 2
Her house, her rules. You're just the b*tch that won't leave.
Heartkurses 6
you should get your own place