Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
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Comments (156)
binx54 0
Who cares if he still lives at home? obviously he goes to school. He is doing it the smart way. Bitch mom tho
bubo_fml 11
Oh, and another thing...Leave those Smurfs alone...You're 24 for ****'s sake!
jobsman99 0
You study better naked in 69 position. Probably surprised your mom.
phatdaddy62 23
If you're at her house, it's still her rules. My 24 year old stepdaughter can't have anyone over that late. I don't want other people around my house at that hour. Just sayin'
mrjude 3
That's what you get for robbing the cradle.
cyhiraeth_fml 10
"Some say I'm robbing the cradle. I say SHE'S robbing the grave!"
jacie00 4
what a wanker!
SwtCherryPie 26
It doesnt really matter how old you are. It isn't your house. Whether you were studying or "studying" doesn't make a difference. If you wanna stay up that late together you need to get a place of your own, stay at a hotel for the night, or abide by his mother's rules. I wasn't allowed in my now-husband's house after 9pm (until we got married) because thats when his parents went to bed, and I had no issue complying with their request.
Chasebro1841 2
Move the **** Out
igorj21 4
you deserve it, at 22, he should think about getting an apartment, otherwise, its her house... her rules!
mehwhocares 9
Suuuuuuuuuure you were studying. ;)