Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said...

By iamfab - 6/6/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

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By Idiotskillme | 20

#6312720 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

By Justy101 | 23

#6312721 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

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By stephenseiber1 | 22

#6312709 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:13

Wait that's not normal. I have been doing it wrong the whole time

Lorenzo1102 | 21

#6312930 - Sunday 7 June 2015 4:38

The importance of grammar is something you must be taught

logicnazi | 18

#6313069 - Sunday 7 June 2015 7:35

#44 uses passive voice. Consider revising.

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#6312716 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6312971 - Sunday 7 June 2015 5:44

It's tabbulous.

By Idiotskillme | 20

#6312720 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

logicnazi | 18

#6312779 - Sunday 7 June 2015 1:00

He saw her park. Mistress went go hide in another room's closest. Put clothes on cat as distraction. Classic technique.

JayGatsby | 25

#6312943 - Sunday 7 June 2015 4:52

I actually think his secret animal obsession is more of a reason to love him ;)

Way2Fast8 | 20

#6312983 - Sunday 7 June 2015 5:59

As long as he doesn't choose the cat over her, it's all good

Miss_Mandi | 29

#6313053 - Sunday 7 June 2015 7:25

Yeah, unfortunately though he was still playing with p*ssy.

BrutalEater | 15

#6313202 - Sunday 7 June 2015 11:35

But would there be the smell of sweat or any other smell?

jeepers_1 | 21

#6313610 - Sunday 7 June 2015 21:16

This is a grown up site. You can say pussy, fuck, shit, cunt. We all know what it says anyway, no point in using the *

By Justy101 | 23

#6312721 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

wtffml1979 | 22

#6315834 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 5:34

This whole thing is disturbing. I was playing with all the pussy I could when I was 17. But unlike OP it was human. Yeah it's nice to love your pets but damn this is freaky

By King_paradox | 22

#6312722 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

That's purrfect

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6312754 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:35

The cat is wearing purrple.

By WCARlover | 34

#6312725 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:17

That must have been catastrophic to your image of him

1dvos_grl3 | 21

#6313101 - Sunday 7 June 2015 8:12

Nah, just a big catastrophe

Vintage_Cola | 29

#6313811 - Monday 8 June 2015 1:38

You both need to work on your punning skills. -_-

By joelp232 | 17

#6312730 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:18

seems like he has alot of creativity

By stingray112 | 24

#6312731 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:18

Yeah like #3 said, I thought as I'm sure everyone else did/will that he would end up cheating on you so at least it's not that. Idk about the cat thing though might want to talk to him about that.

By mustangbravo | 27

#6312734 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:19

He wanted the wrong kind of kitty.

By xluciferx666 | 21

#6312746 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:27

I spend my free time playing GI JOes with my best friebs