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Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

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Wait that's not normal. I have been doing it wrong the whole time

The importance of grammar is something you must be taught

#44 uses passive voice. Consider revising.

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Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

He saw her park. Mistress went go hide in another room's closest. Put clothes on cat as distraction. Classic technique.

I actually think his secret animal obsession is more of a reason to love him ;)

As long as he doesn't choose the cat over her, it's all good

Yeah, unfortunately though he was still playing with p*ssy.

But would there be the smell of sweat or any other smell?

This is a grown up site. You can say pussy, fuck, shit, cunt. We all know what it says anyway, no point in using the *

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

This whole thing is disturbing. I was playing with all the pussy I could when I was 17. But unlike OP it was human. Yeah it's nice to love your pets but damn this is freaky

The cat is wearing purrple.

That must have been catastrophic to your image of him

Nah, just a big catastrophe

You both need to work on your punning skills. -_-

seems like he has alot of creativity

Yeah like #3 said, I thought as I'm sure everyone else did/will that he would end up cheating on you so at least it's not that. Idk about the cat thing though might want to talk to him about that.

He wanted the wrong kind of kitty.

I spend my free time playing GI JOes with my best friebs