By iamfab - 06/06/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
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Idiotskillme 20

Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

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Justy101 23

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

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stephenseiber1 22

Wait that's not normal. I have been doing it wrong the whole time

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Lorenzo1102 21

The importance of grammar is something you must be taught

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logicnazi 18

#44 uses passive voice. Consider revising.

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Idiotskillme 20

Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

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logicnazi 18

He saw her park. Mistress went go hide in another room's closest. Put clothes on cat as distraction. Classic technique.

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JayGatsby 25

I actually think his secret animal obsession is more of a reason to love him ;)

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Way2Fast8 20

As long as he doesn't choose the cat over her, it's all good

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Miss_Mandi 29

Yeah, unfortunately though he was still playing with p*ssy.

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BrutalEater 15

But would there be the smell of sweat or any other smell?

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jeepers_1 21

This is a grown up site. You can say pussy, ****, shit, ****. We all know what it says anyway, no point in using the *

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Justy101 23

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

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wtffml1979 22

This whole thing is disturbing. I was playing with all the pussy I could when I was 17. But unlike OP it was human. Yeah it's nice to love your pets but damn this is freaky

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WCARlover 34

That must have been catastrophic to your image of him

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Vintage_Cola 29

You both need to work on your punning skills. -_-

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joelp232 17

seems like he has alot of creativity

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stingray112 24

Yeah like #3 said, I thought as I'm sure everyone else did/will that he would end up cheating on you so at least it's not that. Idk about the cat thing though might want to talk to him about that.

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xluciferx666 21

I spend my free time playing GI JOes with my best friebs

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