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By iamfab - 06/06/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

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By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

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By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By oldandmarriedapparently - 02/03/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

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Idiotskillme 20

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

Justy101 23

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

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stephenseiber1 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:13

Wait that's not normal. I have been doing it wrong the whole time

Lorenzo1102 21

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:38

The importance of grammar is something you must be taught

logicnazi 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 7:35

#44 uses passive voice. Consider revising.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:15

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ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:44

It's tabbulous.

Idiotskillme 20

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

logicnazi 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 1:00

He saw her park. Mistress went go hide in another room's closest. Put clothes on cat as distraction. Classic technique.

JayGatsby 25

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:52

I actually think his secret animal obsession is more of a reason to love him ;)

Way2Fast8 20

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:59

As long as he doesn't choose the cat over her, it's all good

Miss_Mandi 29

Sunday 7 June 2015 7:25

Yeah, unfortunately though he was still playing with p*ssy.

BrutalEater 15

Sunday 7 June 2015 11:35

But would there be the smell of sweat or any other smell?

jeepers_1 21

Sunday 7 June 2015 21:16

This is a grown up site. You can say pussy, ****, shit, ****. We all know what it says anyway, no point in using the *

Justy101 23

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

wtffml1979 22

Wednesday 10 June 2015 5:34

This whole thing is disturbing. I was playing with all the pussy I could when I was 17. But unlike OP it was human. Yeah it's nice to love your pets but damn this is freaky

King_paradox 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

That's purrfect

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:35

The cat is wearing purrple.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:17

That must have been catastrophic to your image of him

1dvos_grl3 21

Sunday 7 June 2015 8:12

Nah, just a big catastrophe

Vintage_Cola 29

Monday 8 June 2015 1:38

You both need to work on your punning skills. -_-

joelp232 17

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:18

seems like he has alot of creativity

stingray112 24

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:18

Yeah like #3 said, I thought as I'm sure everyone else did/will that he would end up cheating on you so at least it's not that. Idk about the cat thing though might want to talk to him about that.