The importance of grammar is something you must be taught

#44 uses passive voice. Consider revising.

It's tabbulous.

He saw her park. Mistress went go hide in another room's closest. Put clothes on cat as distraction. Classic technique.

I actually think his secret animal obsession is more of a reason to love him ;)

As long as he doesn't choose the cat over her, it's all good

Yeah, unfortunately though he was still playing with p*ssy.

But would there be the smell of sweat or any other smell?

This is a grown up site. You can say pussy, fuck, shit, cunt. We all know what it says anyway, no point in using the *

This whole thing is disturbing. I was playing with all the pussy I could when I was 17. But unlike OP it was human. Yeah it's nice to love your pets but damn this is freaky

The cat is wearing purrple.

Nah, just a big catastrophe

You both need to work on your punning skills. -_-