By perfecttiming - 06/05/2013 15:25 - United States - San Jose
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You could've just let it go and said you were so excited you shit your pants.
If the embarrassment is worth the promotion, you could just explain that you had an upset stomach when you were told, and that you are, in fact, very excited for it. Not that difficult.
"Joke was fine". "A for effort". I appreciate a lot of the users here, like Perdix, but trust me if another user's comment was "shitty situation", a lot of you ass-kissers would be talking shite, telling them they're "unoriginal", "no", and "over used". Good day!
Okay, he was criticized but my point still stands that if someone were to comment "shitty situation" most of you wouldn't have been lenient towards him unlike Perdix. I know he jokes a lot and I guess his "veteran" status favors the users and no, I didn't see your comment, I spent an awful time writing that comment not trying to sound like an ass.
this thread is what happens when a great commenter makes a crappy comment. an equivalent would be a girl taking a shit. it's common knowledge that they excrete rainbows and glitter everytime they void their bowels, until that one time you walk in on them actually shitting because they left the door unlocked this one time, and you realize that they are just like the rest of us.
or another possibility: there is a room somewhere in which Doc, perdix, and all the FML moderators get together and make ceramic dolls. when other FML'ers make stupid comments like "Dump Him." or "That's a shitty situation." or "That sucks OP, FYL for sure.", they take these ceramic dolls and throw them at the wall, where the comments are forever imprinted. this has worked for awhile, but due to the flood of terrible comments lately, they have run out of ceramic dolls. so ya when perdix threw his phone at the wall instead, the terrible comment was implanted on this thread. please donate more ceramic dolls to perdix so this doesn't happen again.
@PenguinBitch. Not sure what your issue with perdix is. If you actually paid attention you'd see that he gets thumbed down quite a bit. Not all of perdix comments are appreciated by FMLers. Quite a few of them are in the "holy shit, did he just comment that?" where people cringe when they read his posts. He does have a flair for witty comments but they don't all work. Stop trying to be a hater. If you don't like his comments, thumb him down. There's no FML Illuminati conspiracy shining perdix boots with their tongue. That's reserved for KaySL and Sirin
Wow, I'm flattered that my comment has generated such vigorous debate and inspired such speculation. I'm not going to try to defend my comment any further, but I want to let you know that I think it may be possible that one day a "Soviet Russia" joke could be funny. I'm not sure that day will come in my lifetime, but if it does, I'm going to go for it! Fair warning ;)
I think the fact that everyone is either defending you or attacking you, should greatly flatter you. Since you've been here since I can remember (2009??) you've gone up and down in fame and hatred. It's a cruel cycle. So, enjoy the fight! P.S. why are you guys arguing anyhow? Yes Perdix does get a bit more leg room due to his status here, but getting upset that people aren't attacking him like they do others is just silly.