Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
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Comments (156)
ImaSexualTiger 6
#13 I'm sure his mom does not want to see her son's penis.
davidmccormick21 0
could be 30 doesn't matter if u still live at ur parents house do what they say or move out already
gingerftw 0
Ya u were studying... Studying how to have sex
honeyBabie 1
If ur so grown get ur own place and stop complaining about the rules in other people's home. Ur so disrespectful!
keshaforever1 14
Yea studying.....with your clothes off studying human reproduction.
Entheatus 13
If it's her house then I'm sure she's had discussions with her son about how late guests are allowed to stay. Her house, her rules. The fact that you went against them earns you a big fat "YDI."
omgiculol 4
22 and 24 still living in his parents house...hmm thats the real fml here.
Hungry_Panda 3
Her house. Her rules. Simple as that
blair_x 12
Studying each others' anatomy, I presume?
b0j4ck 1
Hey mom? back the **** off. Engineering is serious business!