Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
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Comments (156)
angely_fml 4
BgNo guys. Let be mature people and say the truth. The guy was StuffIt his school work while his girlfriend was studying new "techniques" when they're getting it in while studying his region with her mouth. Multi-tasking on the girlfriend's part.
itsame0987 18
Sorry op.. Her house her rules. Doesn't matter why you were there or what you were doing. That does suck though, next time study at your place?
vbmg152 19
YDI!!! It's her house! You're old enough to live on your own so, do it!!!
phatdaddy62 23
Damn Skippy, Baby!
Mifflicious 18
Things are not the same as they were when you were young. Stuff costs more nowadays, it's not easy to move out for someone who's studying.
Pazu_fml 10
I agree that "you should be living on your own" isn't applicable to everyone, and isn't really fair considering how expensive that is on top of trying to get an education. But as long as you're under someone else's roof, you need to respect them, and when they say you should leave before 1AM, you get your ass home.
iTrollhard 0
I call bullshit
scvbc 1
Wow the mom is 22!!!! How old i ypu BF
guerillazinsuits 1
That's what they all say.
wittygirl 8
Well she birthed it would it really be a small surprise? Lol
Caroline0417 1
He lives at home with his mommy?
stokation 0
Ydi. You're both old enough to where you should have apartments
duckie227 22
28 - why move in with a boyfriend/girlfriend, in a HOUSE which you can't just break a lease with, if you don't plan on marrying the person you are investing the time and money into a house with?