Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
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Comments (156)
wooley29 8
Her house, her rules.
lmaoatall 6
Did she insist on spanking your boyfriend?
eatpraylovee44 0
Haha Cougar;$
KillaFrog803 0
Sounds more like you need a bf who doesn't live with his mommy!
kaykay20 0
I assume he's just visiting but usually parents are ok with the kids bf/gf after they become adults unless they see them as really bad for them. Is she against sex before marriage and given a reason to be so paranoid?
Pazu_fml 10
I imagine it has little to nothing to do with moral objections to unmarried couples having sex, and everything to do with them being disruptive late at night when the parents are trying to sleep so they can work the next day. If a guest in my house is being unreasonably disruptive late at night, I don't care if they're having sex or playing board games, I'm kicking them out.
KDT7688 3
You may both be adults... but if its mom's house... she has every right to not want people still there at 1 am. Whether you are in your 20's or 40's... The age thing doesn't matter... my 23 year old husband is 12 years younger than me... whoop dee doo.
lovablelace 2
better obey mommy or ull both be grounded
stevenmx86 8
Maybe if he didn't live with mommy anymore this wouldn't be a problem?
kkmwong 11
Lol that is one subject that will not put me to sleep... By the way, what is on the X-ray this time? It's not as I obvious.
bubo_fml 11
If I was a parent, I wouldn't be worrying if my kid was having it off under my roof. I'd be more concerned w/ why the free loading bastard hasn't moved out yet!
roydawgg 3
Do you know what a shit economy is?
bubo_fml 11
Maybe not, but I know a spoilt bastard when I hear one!
Mifflicious 18
He is still studying, how would he have enough money to move out? People are so stupid..