By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

What a cozy moment.

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By Kryostrife | 7

#7551789 - Thursday 12 October 2017 13:17

Aw poor rat he just wanted some love

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7551795 - Thursday 12 October 2017 13:28

Yay, new pet!

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By Kryostrife | 7

#7551789 - Thursday 12 October 2017 13:17

Aw poor rat he just wanted some love

By Yudith | 20

#7551791 - Thursday 12 October 2017 13:20

So did you put the thing back in a cage?

Glowworm56 | 25

#7551794 - Thursday 12 October 2017 13:27

Despite all his rage?

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7551795 - Thursday 12 October 2017 13:28

Yay, new pet!

By thehaystackerine | 19

#7551799 - Thursday 12 October 2017 13:53

I've had pet rats before. They can be really affectionate
?

Dave_Davington | 33

#7551807 - Thursday 12 October 2017 14:24

I don't know. Can they?

ModerateComments | 9

#7579271 - Tuesday 26 December 2017 11:45

I had a pet rat as a kid and she liked hanging out on my shoulder. So kind of?

By Scooter42 | 15

#7551812 - Thursday 12 October 2017 14:33

You are lucky. R.O.U.Ss are known to be very violent.

LittleRed79 | 39

#7551826 - Thursday 12 October 2017 15:28

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist...

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7551868 - Thursday 12 October 2017 17:25

You might offend the rat calling it big, try calling it plus sized just to be safe.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7551869 - Thursday 12 October 2017 17:28

Adopt it! Guinea pigs are overrated — rats are where it’s at!

By davecross | 11

#7551921 - Thursday 12 October 2017 20:39

If you his him will he cook you ratatouille?

By Bubbilility | 26

#7552211 - Friday 13 October 2017 16:02

Maybe he was visiting your guinea pigs and wanted to meet their cool roommate?

By DataWog | 29

#7553176 - Monday 16 October 2017 13:22

I once woke up to a rat crawling all over me under my blankets. I was glad my cat hadn't gotten her, and promptly put her back in her cage. I'm a bit baffled as to how she managed to climb 6 feet up to my loft bed, though.