What a cozy moment.

By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 719
You deserved it 376

Same thing different taste

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Kryostrife 7

Aw poor rat he just wanted some love

thehaystackerine 20

I've had pet rats before. They can be really affectionate ?

I had a pet rat as a kid and she liked hanging out on my shoulder. So kind of?

You are lucky. R.O.U.Ss are known to be very violent.

LittleRed79 39

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist...

Lobby_Bee 17

You might offend the rat calling it big, try calling it plus sized just to be safe.

Adopt it! Guinea pigs are overrated — rats are where it’s at!

If you his him will he cook you ratatouille?

Maybe he was visiting your guinea pigs and wanted to meet their cool roommate?

I once woke up to a rat crawling all over me under my blankets. I was glad my cat hadn't gotten her, and promptly put her back in her cage. I'm a bit baffled as to how she managed to climb 6 feet up to my loft bed, though.