By Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
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Yeah and what the hell is "well beyond teenagers"? Either you're adults or you're not. Adults refer to themselves as "adults" so I'm guessing that by "well beyond teenagers" you mean 20?


wats wrong w/ being beaten by a girl... ur such a shovanistic pig >.> get a life
ur gonna get beaten by girls alot!! bet u already were which is y u talk like that

y were u going to her place if u could of just been going to urs in the 1st place?!?
u shouldnt of dealt w/ the mother thing if u could of done that...
n y is she still living at home if she's way beyond a teen? do u live w/ ur parents? wow if u do
Move Out!!

YDI for still having been going to her house if u had no privacy until then...n just now going to urs.
y would u go to hers in the first place if her mom was there o.0
who has sex while their parents r home?!? wtf!! dont do somethin u need privacy 4 if ur parents r there duh!!

its called being smart 4 a reason!!

  dreapster  |  0

"its called being smart 4 a reason" Hmmm usually orthographical solecism are not considered to be erudite... I've never heard of a "shovantistic" person before, but would I have veracity in assuming the convictions of a "chauvinistic" man would be equally offensive to you?


"...It's the girls in the front row singing
It's the boys with the wheels that bring them
It's the lighters in the air and you guys up there
You're the heart and the soul and the reason we do what we do
Here's to you..."

thats pre much a congrats. jus cause being third (not even first) is probably going to be your life's greatest accomplishment

  Sun_Kissed18  |  25

Mom: "Hi, I just want to know what you are doing over there?"
Boyfriend: "Your daughter. I'm doing your daughter."
Mom: "... *hangs up*"


By  Sakke  |  4

That's called being overprotective. I saw something like this on Dr. Phil not long ago, lol! (Make her see that specific episode, she might realize a thing or two.)

  The_Cait  |  0

#16 did YOU even read the FML? It starts off by saying that the mother doesn't give the two of them any privacy when they are at the mother[and daughter]'s place.

  Sygonus  |  0

It really comes down to what "well beyond" means. If it means like early-20s, the OP isn't necessarily a loser. A lot of people are still in college in their early-20s and many college students live at home (esp if they go to school in their hometown).

On the other hand, if "well beyond" means late-20s/early-30s, then yeah, they're losers.

  waterynuggets  |  0

Early 20's obviously isn't "well beyond" teenage years.

Late 20s/early 30s is more to that point, and if dude has his own house, common sense should have told them just go there and not pick up the phone while they banged.