Man what a dick

superior his favorite shoes together

How do you superior something?

Probally have to blame auttocorrect for that :P

Are you stupid or just never seen super glue? That shit burns. It adheres things like plastic together by melting the plastics. It literally melts part of your skin if you super glue it. Unless you have glue solvent you will also rip hunks of skin off getting whatever is glued together apart. It's not funny at all.

Acetone works great to remove superglue.

Idk if OP has sisters but fingernail polish remover does a fine job.

Am I the only one who wonders how OP got to the kitchen sink? O.o

Dad properly did it in the kitchen?

MerrikBarbarian - no, it does not "melt" your skin. It simply bonds it together. There are medical cyanoacrylate glues, including one called Dermabond which I routinely use to repair lacerations. You can remove superglue from skin by soaking in warm soapy water or by applying acetone.

Get your facts straight, son.

Super glue his hands together

Funnier would have been super gluing your ass to the toilet seat.

That's awesome. The only thing worse is duct taping somebody's hands to their head and leaving them like that.

how was the first comment no "he was right" i am dissapointed

I Was Wondering The Same thing !

That's a sticky situation

someones gotta say it.

At least he didnt glued his dick to his ass

Fail

Damn I was gonna say that

Grammar win 47. *Golf clap*

Rob's mom!

96. What is wrong?

120 number 47 said glued when he should of said glue.

121 I think he knows that.

Ah like we haven't herd that crappy pun before...

Should have* since you're correcting people

Pay your mum to super glue his hand to his dick

So was it as funny as id expected?

Or call CPS OP. Super gluing your child's feet together seems inhumane but I don't know the whole story so I shouldn't offer advise.

Replace his favorite bottle of lotion

...that wasn't your dad.
Sorry.

93 even better, replace his vodka with rubbing alcohol.

Have you never heard of a bathtub? Idiot.

Maybe he couldn't hobble that far
(Yeah, I know...)

Maybe someone was using it? Bastard.

But OP had his feet glued together and he had his boxers still on. YOU CAN'T BATH WITH BOXERS!! xD

I can.

Maybe he fell asleep downstairs and the closest running water was in the kitchen.

Or maybe his home doesn't have bathtubs, only showers.

Ok fine, so sit in the shower. Anything is better than sitting your ass on the kitchen counter where food is prepared and putting your dirty feet in the kitchen sink.

or the obvious solution: you could just piss on your own feet.

I do

It doesn't work like that Doc. My friend lives in an apartment with a tiny bathroom shower and a small pedestal sink. His only option would be to sit on the kitchen counter with his feet in the sink.

Hey Doc, not everyone has a bathtub. I only have a shower enclosure. No tub.

Immature much?

Bad comment, much?

It's hilarious... I wish my dad and I could joke around like that.... He's an uptight church-going prick.

I get no love on this site

Mine too!!

That actually sounds like something I'd do willingly, minus the feet getting stuck together with glue part.

side by side or the palms to each other?

I am definitely wondering the same thing!

You'll have to get him back so bad on April Fool's

use nail polish remover

^This for sure. Paint thinner may also work too if you don't have any nail polish remover. I have yet to try it though.

I've tryed that when I was younger when I got my my hands stuck in wax... It didn't do a thing and stripped my hands raw

Some people failed at parenting, like your dad.

Honestly, how dumb do you have to be to super glue someone without reading the warning labels about getting it on your skin.

I think... Lol. He knew the end result without reading the label. :)))));

#11 it was a prank. something fun! which obviously you have never tried! how can you base parenting skills on a harmless prank, i can promise you that OP will not die! infact her dad is awsome for being that out going and not being so serious!

I'm positive that OP is a boy.

that's the fun part right there

I don't know where you're from, but round here lucas is a totally legit chick's name.