By lucas / Monday 12 December 2011 06:38 / United States
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Are you stupid or just never seen super glue? That shit burns. It adheres things like plastic together by melting the plastics. It literally melts part of your skin if you super glue it. Unless you have glue solvent you will also rip hunks of skin off getting whatever is glued together apart. It's not funny at all.

  DocBastard  |  38

MerrikBarbarian - no, it does not "melt" your skin. It simply bonds it together. There are medical cyanoacrylate glues, including one called Dermabond which I routinely use to repair lacerations. You can remove superglue from skin by soaking in warm soapy water or by applying acetone.

Get your facts straight, son.

  DocBastard  |  38

Ok fine, so sit in the shower. Anything is better than sitting your ass on the kitchen counter where food is prepared and putting your dirty feet in the kitchen sink.

  yumlicious  |  4

It doesn't work like that Doc. My friend lives in an apartment with a tiny bathroom shower and a small pedestal sink. His only option would be to sit on the kitchen counter with his feet in the sink.

By  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

Some people failed at parenting, like your dad.

Honestly, how dumb do you have to be to super glue someone without reading the warning labels about getting it on your skin.

  AliCat18  |  12

#11 it was a prank. something fun! which obviously you have never tried! how can you base parenting skills on a harmless prank, i can promise you that OP will not die! infact her dad is awsome for being that out going and not being so serious!

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