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Are you stupid or just never seen super glue? That shit burns. It adheres things like plastic together by melting the plastics. It literally melts part of your skin if you super glue it. Unless you have glue solvent you will also rip hunks of skin off getting whatever is glued together apart. It's not funny at all.
Dad properly did it in the kitchen?
MerrikBarbarian - no, it does not "melt" your skin. It simply bonds it together. There are medical cyanoacrylate glues, including one called Dermabond which I routinely use to repair lacerations. You can remove superglue from skin by soaking in warm soapy water or by applying acetone. Get your facts straight, son.
Super glue his hands together
Funnier would have been super gluing your ass to the toilet seat.
how was the first comment no "he was right" i am dissapointed
That's a sticky situation
someones gotta say it.
At least he didnt glued his dick to his ass
Fail
Damn I was gonna say that
Rob's mom!
96. What is wrong?
120 number 47 said glued when he should of said glue.
Ah like we haven't herd that crappy pun before...
Should have* since you're correcting people
So was it as funny as id expected?
Or call CPS OP. Super gluing your child's feet together seems inhumane but I don't know the whole story so I shouldn't offer advise.
Replace his favorite bottle of lotion
...that wasn't your dad. Sorry.
93 even better, replace his vodka with rubbing alcohol.
Have you never heard of a bathtub? Idiot.
But OP had his feet glued together and he had his boxers still on. YOU CAN'T BATH WITH BOXERS!! xD
Ok fine, so sit in the shower. Anything is better than sitting your ass on the kitchen counter where food is prepared and putting your dirty feet in the kitchen sink.
Hey Doc, not everyone has a bathtub. I only have a shower enclosure. No tub.
Immature much?
I get no love on this site
That actually sounds like something I'd do willingly, minus the feet getting stuck together with glue part.
side by side or the palms to each other?
I am definitely wondering the same thing!
You'll have to get him back so bad on April Fool's
use nail polish remover
I've tryed that when I was younger when I got my my hands stuck in wax... It didn't do a thing and stripped my hands raw
Some people failed at parenting, like your dad. Honestly, how dumb do you have to be to super glue someone without reading the warning labels about getting it on your skin.
I don't know where you're from, but round here lucas is a totally legit chick's name.
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Pay your mum to super glue his hand to his dick
That's a sticky situation