Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
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tennisrapper1 14
You can go fishing with him. :)
crazytiger16 8
He can still fish with your dad. :p
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Comments (121)
zachattack112492 4
Good luck fishing for a new boyfriend OP!!
rainbowglass 5
Mine was free, but it came with some baggage. I saw that coffee shops had some for sale? I heard a dollar a piece?
john443 5
Anybody remember the movie Arthur? Ya this is reminding me of her father who started crying when they stopped dating.
john443 5
Anybody remember the movie Arthur? Ya this is reminding me of her farther who started crying because they stopped dating.
fbear10 5
Oh god! Thats something my dad would do , it's okay op ! You'll get over it eventually :)
smilepatrol 7
Grade A parenting we got going on there. Sorry about the split, OP!
dlcj22 11
i mean hes a dad lol but it was good that your bf and dad got along but im sure youll find someone who is better than your now ex dont get yourself down in the dumps go out and party your a free women now
Llamacod 11
how does one party their "free women now"? and what exactly is a free women now and where does one aquire one? or if you prefer...*you're and woman, dumbass, op is only 1, singular woman, not multiple women. she may be bat shit crazy and have multiple personalities but she is still one woman
dlcj22 11
Omg 55 the English professor. It's the Internet not to big on grammar really don't care for it thank u other guy for correcting his attempt to correct me
Llamacod 11
*you
babebeegurl95 7
It's people like you who kill this for everyone else.
dlcj22 11
Im pretty sure I can say u are an idiot
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, improper grammar can screw up the meaning of a sentence. Even on the internet, you're still actually trying to communicate with people. I'd think you'd want them to get the correct message, right? Missing, or, inappropriate, commas, will, ****, you, up.
sailoroftheseas 7
A valid question
BunBunBabe 8
People do tend to think of themselves first.. Sorry :(
Enslaved 38
Well it sucks about your break up but you should be glad that your dad actually liked your boyfriend. Many dads don't think anyone is good enough for their little girl.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Exactly. I WISH my dad cared about my boyfriend! We've been together 4 years, are both still virgins, and my dad is convinced he's only after sex. -.-
derkster 6
I once cought a fish this long!*"opens arms Smacks #26 in face"*
MrRayBans 8
Break ups suck. Your father was probably just excited that you found someone who loved you like he did and also had a common interest with and felt bad when it didn't work out but didn't use the right words. So it was a bad day for you and your father. FYL OP.