Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
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tennisrapper1 14
You can go fishing with him. :)
crazytiger16 8
He can still fish with your dad. :p
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Comments (121)
ambowew 7
Instead of just telling you that there's plenty of fish in the sea, your dad gets an excuse for fishing time to explain his witty humour!
Ozuru 11
Tell your dad the dog can go with him.
reimichele 8
Your dad can go fishing with him then push him off the boat. Make sure Dad saves him though. Wouldn't want him to be in too much trouble.
perdix 31
Convince your dad that you're a good fisherman. Tell him you went out with your boyfriend and came home with a red snapper.
TheJester12 15
But her boyfriend was the true master of frying and dining her catfish. Maybe she should keep that one to herself .....
RedPillSucks 33
A fisher of men.... hmmm.....
rsunshine2020 13
Well at least he made you laugh? Haha
deransc 19
That is a valid question, couldn't you have waited a couple of days?
rattusrattus 19
If your dad wants a fishing partner, I recommend you start dating a garden gnome.
xxooxx210 3
You can go fishing with him :D
bankrupt 15
Well, obviously he is only concerned about how this impacts HIM and the fact that his daughter's three-year relationship has ended is secondary, if he has even considered her feelings at all. I am so sorry, OP, for the ending of your relationship and for the fact that you have a self-absorbed father.
blink_kid 32
At least your dad is thoughtful enough to realise yo'd be uncomfortable with him and you ex still being friends :P