By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 08:00 - United States - North Pole

Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML
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Aw nuts! Thats something i would do! Laugh it off thats a funny moment!

Were they near the Neanderthal Mountain Dew cans and the Paleolithic condoms?

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Aw nuts! Thats something i would do! Laugh it off thats a funny moment!

it's not so bad! everyone has their moments :)

Exactly! And ive had plenty!

I see what you did there.

OP may want to look into getting new glasses.

So delicious. On the other hand, he likely thinks you're pretty nutty!

Cue the slew of nuts jokes.

*fake clap* great joke, truly amusing. Not.

Oh isaiaah please enlighten me and teach me your ingenious ways! Ah yes, comment 18 ... That is just a superb comment, truly inspiring. If only I could be more like you!

"not" or "nut"?

*Borat voice* My shirt is black not?

At least it was only your husband. :)

I agree. If she married the guy, she should be able to laugh at herself in front of this. This seems like something that would turn into an inside joke. Whenever they see litter or something like that, I could see them saying something about fossils.

You're absolutely nuts!

Awwe well what can u do when u live in a zoo??

Were they near the Neanderthal Mountain Dew cans and the Paleolithic condoms?

Don't forget the Triassic beer cans!

And the Jurassic bra!

That sound like something I would do. :)

Crush them before he can see! "Woops I'm so clumsy!"

Well if he noticed it at the exact same time that she did, then I think it's a little too late for that.

Just laugh it off! Lol, we all make mistakes. Just enjoy the scenic view. :)

Hopefully, your husband will consider your foolishness and *lowers sunglasses* overlook it.

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!