By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
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jlg337 11
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funny, but that sucks.

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PIGaming 21
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You see, when your 15 and somebody tells they love you, your gonna beleive them. So be positive, and when he comes crawling back just say we are never, ever, EVER! getting back together.

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jlg337 11
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funny, but that sucks.

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MichellinMan 20

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in!" *goat screams*

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Ambient25 24
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"Yo dad you're really funny and I'mma let you finish, but this is the worst break up of all time. OF ALL TIME"

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TheCanucklehead 22
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'Bitch imma let you finish in a minute, yeah that was rap was right, but I'm about to spit the greatest verse of all time...'

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Ambient25 24
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Well...that escalated quickly...

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Sports_guy3 28
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According to #10, yes she did.

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Pinkgal123 24
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How could he say that?

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omgitsmoe 26

Someone's gonna make a fortune

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calilovesneb 12
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I love how OP lives in Ireland. Something about the fact that Taylor Swift jokes exist in Ireland is very pleasing to me.

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olpally 32

Wow!!! What an asshole thing to say!! :/ that's insulting you and your intelligence. I'm sure you're wonderful the way you are op.

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noobienick 19
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How does this have anything to do with her intelligence?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Because intelligent people obviously don't cry. Instead they go build a time machine and reverse the situation so they never got sad in the first place! I've tried doing that, but when my time machine doesn't work I end up crying anyway.. One day I'll get it working.. One day..

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MrSassypants 32
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#38 I got my time machine working, but it only moves forward at regular speed. It is essentially a box that reeks of urine with the words "time" and "machine" written on it with sharpie, but I like to think it still qualifies as a time machine.

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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McFeelii, you should use your time machine to go back in time before you failed in building your time... Ohhh.

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ForbiddenDestiny 20
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I want to know what this has been down voted so much?

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The_Tenth_Doctor 14

Because taylor swift is dumb

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Kage01 4
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Suck up lol

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incoherentrmblr 21

#45, I've got a time machine too. Unfortunately it tops out at 88mph and needs 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to run. It was once nuclear, but now it runs off of trash, and it flies too...

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LedBasedPaint 8
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If the tenth doctor says the Taylor swift is dumb, Taylor swift is dumb, his word is law!

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rebellionwars 11

It was a joke.

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stoych 19
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I'm sorry op. please remember that there are other fish in the sea and those who give a shit are the ones to talk to. Chin up chicken, you'll find 'the one' when it's time.

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Dallasluver19 14

Chicken?

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Blink_me26 21
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It's an affectionate term.

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ocramavaf 15
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explained by a duck...

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Javier6597 19
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Wtf? Why would a chicken look for fish?

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scooterdude720 19
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"There are other fish in the sea" they said. "The hell there aren't!" -Princess Ariel

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stoych 19
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It's what my mum used to say to me when I was sad. Quite a used term here. :0)

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CrazyGirlfriend 21

Im pretty sure OP wants a man...not a fish... fish are freaking creepy!

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zoepie 7
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I'm sure he just meant it as a joke OP, but that was insensitive.

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Zintrix 6
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Yo just to piss him off you should write a song but make it a Damn good song.

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CocaColaPepsi 13
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Well if you can write q song like Taylor swift you could make at least make a lit of money! :)

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Pwn17 25

A little of money? I think you mean a little money/a lot of money.

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MrSassypants 32
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Or maybe they just meant a little money instead of "lit of".

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ShannyAK 16
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Or maybe 5 meant little considering she corrected herself

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PIGaming 21
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You see, when your 15 and somebody tells they love you, your gonna beleive them. So be positive, and when he comes crawling back just say we are never, ever, EVER! getting back together.

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lsmithftw 3

slut

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Dave_Davington 33
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*You're *You're Jesus fucking Christ people, it's not rocket science.

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rebellionwars 11

Believe*

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sarahbevan20 11

I would just like to add *believe Ok im satisfied

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Ramos808 29

*I'm. Idiot

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OptimusSlime 23

Am I the only one who heard Taylor Swift's voice while reading that?

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mandyrozrox 13
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That was an insensitive thing to say, yet I'll be honest- your dad has a sense of humour :)

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papayeya 18
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LMAO hilarious Dad.. what he meant is.. get ur shit together and Move on

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mandyrozrox 13
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Sorry- I tried to edit my last comment but I ran out of time; so this is what I was trying to say: That was an insensitive thing to say, yet I'll be honest- your dad has a sense of humour :) I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. But you're lucky your not still dating him, you kinda dodged a bullet there.

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