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phantom menace!!!
That's almost as random as me
Bf = ghostwhisperer?
ur bf must be one of those supersticious creeps. fyl
BF = Eli James (:
I see you two at the top of almost every fml. Do you just sit there refreshing the list?
His mom is burning in hell because he lied about her. Tell him so.
wow is that my kybaby? 17?
Grave Listener? I'm sure that's a movie...
well maybe she came to him in his dreams.... or something :|
that's more of a reason to stop, I mean a ghost chasing you out of the house?? you can't win that, also, phantom menace?? that was epic my friend
this message has a deep meaning somewhere deep within wonder what the **** it is..? :p lol
# 25, have we talked..? If so, hey. # 42 thank you.
Lol 42 back off she's mine :] *ch-chk*
kybabyy, Nah we did not talk, it s just my solution to say hello to a pretty girl. So, hello there.
^^^ bluntness win
19 Not today I didn't have Internet til I got home then checked fml... but sometimes yes 30 Thanks bro =) Is it threadjacking if I comment on number one?
maybe this is the guy who lost 2 grand to his gf of two years... hmmm
Haha Loren, thank you for informing me of this(: And you should really pm me back. It makes me sad when you ignore me. P.S nice sound effects =P #56 Oh, hello. (:
Sound affects are fun :) responded, sorry normally I check it more often >.<
They are indeed. You're pretty bad about it, if I do say so myself. =P
Well I'm on an iPod touch and need to bring up Safari on it
#17 is HOT!!!
maybe this is the true story of the movie "Psycho"?
creepy
guys shut up..his mom DIED. he probably misses her. if u were him I'd want to do what my mom wanted for me. judging by ur attitude..I wouldn't be surprised I ur bf made the whole story up about his mom disliking u.
I choked on a **** once :(
fail. haha
give him some slack, his comment and the actual comment were both posted in the same minute
he beat me by 3 Miliseconds
Auto correct is like the government It thinks it knows what's best for us without asking us :P
^ Haha Loren (: Thanks Cody, random place to state that though =3
*head explodes* *explodes again waiting for Anti-flood" *...and again* *uh....*
& threadjacking is the point of every comment da it never stops :p **** you ******* antiflood
lilly who're u referring to? ..
lilly, is that directed at me?
haha that reminds me of a shirt that says "you be trollin'" funny shit (:
Ohh, the picture didn't change so I didn't get who it was directed at. Well, thank you then. Lillylove, are you sober? Or are you just trying to portray an accent?
hahaahahahahah
They see my Trollin They Hatin'
if they havent they should lol
not that I know of cody
cody you should do it if u can sing/rap or whatnot (:
I seriously hope you don't speak the way you type!!!! It's truly horrid Lilly!! I'm literally losing brain cells trying to comprehend what you typed!!
You're* ^^
It happens
what a douche. you don't need him.
Haha i agree if your boyfriend talks to his dead mother you turn and run
Hey, he knows better than to incur the wrath of the dead. You think a normal mother-in-law is bad!
6, Good call.
LMFAO, haha, and this mother-in-law will follow you EVERYWHERE.... op:"why can't we have sex?" him:"shhh.... I see dead ppl.... *points at empty spot* and my mother's right therrrreee" o_O
Is this in spite of the fact she died the year before the OP and boyfriend got together, or because she was the Oracle?
there is no spoon
Never argue with the dead.
I mean, holy crap. If there's one thing you don't want to piss off, it's your boyfriend's deceased mother. That is a helluh scary ghost.
word... I saw paranormal activity
Bawbawbaw, zombieeeees rargh. College told me not to bother going in because I look like a zombie at the moment!
sounds like a cop out I bet he had other motives
he prolly had another reason. ydi
A mom's love never dies!!!!!!!
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what a douche. you don't need him.
Never argue with the dead.