By njh - 27/03/2015 13:29 - Ireland

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML
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jeff_boles 12
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When I was a kid I said fuck and duck all the time cause they rhymed and I thought I invented a new word.But maybe your son just likes to curse like a sailor!

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amberr_harperr 15
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kids. they say the darnedest things

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zachb20 15
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Obviously when you were having sex

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WavRace 14

Is that kind of dirty talk normal to you?

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Pandacupcakelove 26
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"Ah yes! YES! FUCK A DUCK, DADDY!" Probably.

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ironmany_fml 23
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who says "fuck a duck daddy" while having sex. O.o

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howard007 18
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Op appearently

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amberr_harperr 15
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kids. they say the darnedest things

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IndicaPaincakes 28
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And are brutally honest at that!

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vikky538 28
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I was waiting for this comment...

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Nordrag 26
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you didn't have to wait very long.

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TeasinDaNoobs 16
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Maybe now's the time to tell him something aren't nice to say?

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drea_1227 6
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Probably from Duck Dynasty...

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Carnaxa 8
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Adult version Daffy Duck

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jeff_boles 12
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When I was a kid I said fuck and duck all the time cause they rhymed and I thought I invented a new word.But maybe your son just likes to curse like a sailor!

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lexa1love 16
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See I was thinking maybe they thought they heard that, but heard what the fuck. Kids will often say what they think adults say.

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KuronoEru 26
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Probably from a duck? Lol But on a serious note, kids learn things very fast so no surprise there..

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Jason89 14
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how exactly does one fuck a duck? hmm

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kerstileann 26
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right in the pussy thats how

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feven 32
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Irish kid swearing. No surprise there haha

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Cloco98 21
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It's not like it's ok in Ireland for children to swear.

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feven 32
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Sorry I didn't know

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dizzyspanks 7
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probably from lil Wayne

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Smooth_Criminal 24
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No... Lil' Wayne's word is "nigga"

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tessifer17 5
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Maybe he heard the song fuck a dog by blink182 and thought it said fuck a duck

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