By njh - 27/03/2015 13:29 - Ireland

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML
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When I was a kid I said fuck and duck all the time cause they rhymed and I thought I invented a new word.But maybe your son just likes to curse like a sailor!

kids. they say the darnedest things

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Obviously when you were having sex

Is that kind of dirty talk normal to you?

"Ah yes! YES! FUCK A DUCK, DADDY!" Probably.

who says "fuck a duck daddy" while having sex. O.o

Op appearently

kids. they say the darnedest things

And are brutally honest at that!

I was waiting for this comment...

you didn't have to wait very long.

Maybe now's the time to tell him something aren't nice to say?

Probably from Duck Dynasty...

Adult version Daffy Duck

When I was a kid I said fuck and duck all the time cause they rhymed and I thought I invented a new word.But maybe your son just likes to curse like a sailor!

See I was thinking maybe they thought they heard that, but heard what the fuck. Kids will often say what they think adults say.

Probably from a duck? Lol But on a serious note, kids learn things very fast so no surprise there..

how exactly does one fuck a duck? hmm

right in the pussy thats how

Irish kid swearing. No surprise there haha

It's not like it's ok in Ireland for children to swear.

Sorry I didn't know

probably from lil Wayne

No... Lil' Wayne's word is "nigga"

Maybe he heard the song fuck a dog by blink182 and thought it said fuck a duck