Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to...

By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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By Fattymuch - 14/09/2011 14:27 - India

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

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By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By heeeeeyitsbrittney - 09/05/2019 08:00

Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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lendalynn 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:04

I just threw up a little.....

perdix 29

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:15

. . . and Grandpa's missing, and Grandma seems uncharacteristically cheery.

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lendalynn 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:04

I just threw up a little.....

chippa 24

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:07

I just threw up a lot.

enonymous 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:11

Ohh Austin powers fajah... wait a minute... Wait... Get me the skin box... Ohh yes this a keeper quick save me from myself...

DiscoSlut 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:12

I think i pooped my pants

ifailplzinsultme 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:12

I just masturbated alot. Wait did I do it wrong?

BraBrando 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:15

Well knock me down and call me Susan, that's a brownie!

MyEpicDemise 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:36

Maybe Grandpa's "hiding" in the fridge and looks suspiciously separated. Hmm...

perdix 29

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:56

While Grandma feeds the evidence to unsuspecting accomplices, bit by bit. If you go over to Grandma's for dinner and there is just one sausage being served, take a pass on that!

xSummerRosaleex 1

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:19

I've done that before. It's better to just assume it's coconut and move on.

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:20

Granny is falling apart, literally.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:05

Was I the only one expecting there to be weed in the brownies?

GraveRobber14 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:25

Maybe it was egg because she didn't mix it enough? Still that's pretty gross fyl

LiveLaughFML 10

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:51

i will never look at a brownie the same way. LOLJK.

skatingalyy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:22

58- nope I thought the same! :D

Marcella1016 31

Monday 5 September 2011 2:44

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard before in my life. And I've seen 2 girls and a cup.

X_Codes 11

Monday 5 September 2011 3:29

You know, it's probably not actually dead skin, especially if it looks like dead skin after being baked in the oven for half an hour (or however long you cook your brownies).