FML : Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out,...

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Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bastard magnet / Sunday 2 October 2011 22:14 / United States

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By ThatLooksSticky | 16

#3379484 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:57

Wise words.

By epyk_pryncess | 8

#3379556 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:03

You know, your dad is right. And every guy will be "another bastard" until the right guy proves him wrong.

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By ThatLooksSticky | 16

#3379484 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:57

Wise words.

Valentina_Baby | 7

#3379492 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:58

Well it's true, he wasn't good for you, move on

mstarxo23 | 2

#3379532 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:01

Wish all dads give advice like that..

tettles | 0

#3379552 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:03

I don't see the problem here

UMad_Bro | 3

#3379568 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:04

As they say, you are one step closer to happily ever after.

nalia18 | 8

#3379572 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:04

All hes saying is that he knew this was gonna happen. Then again it also means u have poor choice in guys. Sorry op

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3379672 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:20

Your father... He is so wise in the ways of the world.

Skittlepickle | 13

#3379770 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:45

Her dad needs to write a book ASAP. I would so buy.

TheOptimist | 0

#3379806 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:50

About as wise as the dad who said almost the same thing not even 2 weeks ago.

theaws0m3guy | 4

#3379812 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:52

1- You're baked. Anyone? No? I see...

Haganbottom234 | 8

#3379867 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:12

And?

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3379904 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:20

why are you crying to daddy? mother knows best! duhh :P

fr33m3xican | 0

#3379920 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:25

the best words a father can give lol

tweetbaby14 | 17

#3379966 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:36

Seriously.... That's actually pretty sound advice. If you're not happy with that answer I'll trade you my father*. *disclaimer: my father is a prick that wants nothing to do with his children.

iamaleccarlson | 0

#3380054 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:02

rawrr61 | 4

#3380064 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:06

Very wise words

chell1894 | 13

#3380068 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:10

Yeah, he's actually kinda right. And in his eyes any boy dating his little girl is a bastard.

EvilPotato | 14

#3380208 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:52

What's your problem, makes sense to me.

murlocholmes | 5

#3380217 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:53

56- on Amazon.com: People who bought this also bought: a 1969 Camaro, a six-pack of kegs, a 54-inch LCD TV, and more awesome things...

manlove38 | 20

#3380247 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:01

I must say that is the best advice I have head. Cry and get on with life there is more fish in the sea! Or in this case basters!!

reddawn85 | 8

#3380727 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:53

You're dad is a champion at life

reddawn85 | 8

#3380754 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:58

Yeah, I know it's your not you're. My bad

ohxdamnxkay02 | 12

#3380784 - Monday 3 October 2011 06:05

that's exactly something my dad would say.

guckylynn | 19

#3381017 - Monday 3 October 2011 07:22

128 I love basters! They're super useful for cooking!

drawmesunshine | 17

#3381498 - Monday 3 October 2011 10:58

My thoughts exactly. If he'll up and leave you like that for some other tart, you deserve better.

FarSide | 22

#3382065 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:56

Daddy cut straight to the chase!

Daralea | 21

#3382713 - Monday 3 October 2011 06:45

And daddy means it with all his heart.

nalia18 | 8

#3389928 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 07:09

Well now i feel bad for my comment...

By raquelisonfire | 5

#3379485 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:57

Sorry darling, how sad.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3379837 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:03

OP does live in Cali.... It's understandable that there are alot of bastards over there.

Mooish | 18

#3379849 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:05

Stereotype of California though. Plenty of bastards all over.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3379942 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:31

Touché.

shutupemalee | 0

#3380157 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:37

lol bastard magnet

beckybecks20 | 8

#3380404 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:40

I have the weirdest boner right now.

thegreatbigwhite | 2

#3380511 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:59

Female penile joke fail.

By zakkyzebra | 11

#3379486 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:57

Men. Gotta love 'em.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3379610 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:09

Not all men are like that, sexist freak....

Shrike | 22

#3379696 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:25

yeah it was... same thing as saying "that's women for ya" on an FML involving bad driving. but hey, misogyny's so much more offensive than misandry, right?

MichellinMan | 20

#3379939 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:28

33- see what happens when you try to act smart?

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380252 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:02

Are you people fucking stupid? Did you even bother to look at my gender? Apparently you people are so fucking ignorant as to that to even realize my comment wasn't even sexist.

Shrike | 22

#3380270 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:07

#126: look it up in a dictionary. it means hatred of men, not exclusively female hatred of men. it comes from the same root words as "misogyny". I agree with your points in the other comment, BTW. #129: you can still stereotype your own sex, and I for one don't appreciate it, especially from a 16 year old kid. so hop off and stop demeaning us real men, yeah?

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380302 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:16

131, if you're really going to be a dumb twat about this and bring age into this, then I am going to go right the fuck along with the stereotype you just made, you hypocritical cunt. I could give less of a flying fuck what the hell you think. I'm a teenager. Why should I? If you're such a "real man" as you put it, you wouldn't even bother with something this simplistic. Get off your high horse, you old fuck. Stop swinging your elder cane around like you own man-kind.

M0rt | 0

#3380310 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:19

Being correct; gotta love it

Shrike | 22

#3380318 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:21

man up a bit and I wouldn't have to bring age into it. cussing everyone out rather than making actual points just proves how much of a macho idiot you are. so please go on, keep stroking your e-peen, but keep your kiddy sexism to yourself and grow up

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380330 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:22

That's the thing. I don't have to give a fuck about anything. Why don't you take your own advice. Man up. Get a fucking life. You truly are quite pathetic.

Shrike | 22

#3380339 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:25

if you didn't give a fuck, you wouldn't be arguing and replying back to me would you? *derp*

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380351 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:27

What kind of elitist fuck actually uses the word *derp* in an argument? God I swear you fucking inbreds are stupid.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3380363 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:29

Tell me #141, has your dad molested you? Repeatedly?

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380371 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:32

That's it. I have lost all faith in humanity.

KaySL | 24

#3380380 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:34

That's exactly what I thought when I read your comments, Zebra. Funny, isn't it, macho man?

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380387 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:35

Quite humorous, ol' chap. Quite humorous, indeed. And since when have I become Randy savage

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380408 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:41

I would like to point out how you guys always bitch about my generation. Whose generation raised my generation?

KaySL | 24

#3380414 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:42

Zebra, don't blame your parents. Beyond a certain point, the blame for the child being a dickhead lies squarely with the child themselves. You just happen to reside in the asshole half (quarter? third?) of the male population, son.

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380471 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:50

KaySL. I am wise enough to know not to argue with you. But. I would put the blame on my parents. You don't even know the people. I'm not mad about all you elderly folks. Hell, I could even argue that I'm not even mad. But I'm not even going to try to explain to you, or anyone else, anything because, well, who would listen to some sixteen year old, eh?

KaySL | 24

#3380495 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:55

If you're self-aware enough to blame people for your failings, then you're self-aware enough to put a stop to them. Evidently, you choose not to. By the way, I had to read your comment twice, because the first time, all I heard in my inner monologue was "eheheheheheheheheeehhhh" as if you're actually Peter Griffin or something and had absolutely nothing edifying to say whatsoever. But anyway, if you have nothing to say or explain, you could always, you know... not comment.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3380497 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:56

dude, i'm 16, and I still think you got molested...

Iknoweverything | 29

#3380509 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:59

It really irks me when people play the "age" card and then fight with the person they claim is immature. When you respond to comments clearly intended to be provocative, you start appearing to be just as immature. Want to play the age card? Don't expect it to work out if you start behaving like whoever you used it on.

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380527 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:03

For my failings? Who's to say that I have failed, other than myself?

JustinComments | 3

#3380583 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:17

I read this whole argument and never laughed harder.

white16sox | 19

#3380687 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:44

I love when people think they make a point by cussing someone out.

zakkyzebra | 11

#3380788 - Monday 3 October 2011 06:05

I love how people copy 140's statement just to look cool over the Internet.

chloeeXD | 0

#3380792 - Monday 3 October 2011 06:07

He is a guy..

lifesuxalways12 | 0

#3380874 - Monday 3 October 2011 06:29

Lol wow u just mad bunch of morons realize they r morons

jellybellygirl | 0

#3381202 - Monday 3 October 2011 08:55

Let's just all calm down and be friends ok? :D

azurewave | 6

#3381383 - Monday 3 October 2011 09:42

No wonder our generation is looked down upon. We have people like this walking around playing the blame game. All you have is to blame yourself. No one else controls you. All you need to do is to do something instead of sitting around all the the time. Get a job or get intelligent. I know your Going to say "I am smart" or "I have a job".

05559 | 1

#3381732 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:55

I actually read everything you people said, and all I can say is: pe-he-he-nis.

Alexisthebestest | 16

#3383216 - Monday 3 October 2011 09:34

I didn't see anything wrong with what he said, so why is everyone bitching? You are all making such a big fuss about maturity, yet I have not seen any maturity be portrayed.

mozeltov | 7

#3383316 - Monday 3 October 2011 10:46

219- shhhhhh, this comment thread is better than the FML itself

kitsune3 | 20

#3387681 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 08:56

Zakkyzebra, I'm gonna be quite plain here. SHUT UP AND START BEING MATURE OR GET THE FUCK OFF THE SITE. Thank you.

By missjet | 0

#3379488 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:57

it's true all guys are mean

Sirin_fml | 46

#3379505 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:59

Ah, don't you just love casual sexism?

zakkyzebra | 11

#3379507 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:59

Yes. Yes I do.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3379528 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:01

Kiss my ass, #4! I'm a kind and nice bastard.

Shrike | 22

#3379537 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:02

A 14 yo talking about men being dicks, excuse me as I go laugh hysterically #13: she'll probably make it her mission in life to get used by at least 10% of that

FML102938 | 8

#3379725 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:33

Actually she's right. I'm a guy and I've never met a nice guy, myself included. Sometimes I just wish I was a homosexual girl it would be so much easier

Justforlolz | 12

#3379801 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:50

Huh, I thought mods only commented on extreme derped up comments. *mind blown*

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3379803 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:50

#47 You just met one, me...

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3379847 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:04

What about me? I'm fairly nice xcept wen u spell lyke dis. Then I tear you a new one.

spicerack1528 | 3

#3380071 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:11

Hooray for daddy issues!

ikickgingers | 15

#3380123 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:26

*dick rides thread*

chimcharx3 | 15

#3380223 - Monday 3 October 2011 03:54

And all girls are pmsing bitchy drama queens.

carmen8D | 0

#3380279 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:08

Some men are the best guys ever and then again some can be real jerks. I'm a girl but I'm not gonna stick up for bitches either. Some girls are nice, sensitive, etc. just like some males, but some are bitchy whores and so every1 is different so you can't jut stereotype males with lazy video playing slobs who won't make a sandwich for them selves, but you can't stereotype females as people that can't drive and always make food, do laundry, by groceries etc.

fatraptorjesus13 | 9

#3380604 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:20

yeah I've been responsible for hooking up every girl I've ever had feelings for with the guys they're with now, so no not every guy is a selfish cock. I'd rather die alone and a virgin than use any girl..... it's true nice guys finish last but a nice guy will always be fine with that because most nice guys are not competitive at all.

Toowoo | 3

#3380868 - Monday 3 October 2011 06:28

That's about the gayest thing I've heard all day

Llama_Face89 | 33

#3381052 - Monday 3 October 2011 07:46

HEY! im nice as fuck! if you disagree you can kiss my lily white ass! ^_^

MichellinMan | 20

#3384235 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 04:04

Sexist bitch.

homes7d | 14

#5742450 - Monday 4 November 2013 09:46

Fuck off bitch

By Calivale | 7

#3379490 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:58

Your father is wise and hurtful but the truth hurts!

kickazz16 | 15

#3379933 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:28

Hakuna Matata! :)

btnhdude | 0

#3380709 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:48

Hakuna.. matata? HAkuna MaTATA!

By fatalkiss | 0

#3379497 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:58

So your dad basically said "Onto the next one"?

rayrayray23 | 1

#3380003 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:44

Obviously....

By dust1ns | 1

#3379520 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:01

Omg I'm so sorry that your life is this bad. I wonder what the starving kids in Africa think about your terrible situation :(

By frankwolf86 | 0

#3379534 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:02

that about sums it up!

By MangoRico1 | 1

#3379535 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:02

Got love how honest he is.... He knows most guys are bastards....

kitsune3 | 20

#3387696 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 09:03

Technically, not all guys are bastards. I hate to be so literal because I know it doesn't really matter, but the true definition of "bastard" is not an asshole who treats people like shit, or w/e else people use it as. The actual meaning is "a person whom was born to parents not married at the time of conception."