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Wish all dads give advice like that..
I don't see the problem here
All hes saying is that he knew this was gonna happen. Then again it also means u have poor choice in guys. Sorry op
Your father... He is so wise in the ways of the world.
Her dad needs to write a book ASAP. I would so buy.
About as wise as the dad who said almost the same thing not even 2 weeks ago.
1- You're baked. Anyone? No? I see...
And?
What's your problem, makes sense to me.
56- on Amazon.com: People who bought this also bought: a 1969 Camaro, a six-pack of kegs, a 54-inch LCD TV, and more awesome things...
that's exactly something my dad would say.
Daddy cut straight to the chase!
And daddy means it with all his heart.
Well now i feel bad for my comment...
OP does live in Cali.... It's understandable that there are alot of bastards over there.
Stereotype of California though. Plenty of bastards all over.
Touché.
lol bastard magnet
Female penile joke fail.
Not all men are like that, sexist freak....
yeah it was... same thing as saying "that's women for ya" on an FML involving bad driving. but hey, misogyny's so much more offensive than misandry, right?
#126: look it up in a dictionary. it means hatred of men, not exclusively female hatred of men. it comes from the same root words as "misogyny". I agree with your points in the other comment, BTW. #129: you can still stereotype your own sex, and I for one don't appreciate it, especially from a 16 year old kid. so hop off and stop demeaning us real men, yeah?
131, if you're really going to be a dumb twat about this and bring age into this, then I am going to go right the **** along with the stereotype you just made, you hypocritical ****. I could give less of a flying **** what the hell you think. I'm a teenager. Why should I? If you're such a "real man" as you put it, you wouldn't even bother with something this simplistic. Get off your high horse, you old ****. Stop swinging your elder cane around like you own man-kind.
man up a bit and I wouldn't have to bring age into it. cussing everyone out rather than making actual points just proves how much of a macho idiot you are. so please go on, keep stroking your e-peen, but keep your kiddy sexism to yourself and grow up
if you didn't give a ****, you wouldn't be arguing and replying back to me would you? *derp*
Tell me #141, has your dad molested you? Repeatedly?
KaySL. I am wise enough to know not to argue with you. But. I would put the blame on my parents. You don't even know the people. I'm not mad about all you elderly folks. Hell, I could even argue that I'm not even mad. But I'm not even going to try to explain to you, or anyone else, anything because, well, who would listen to some sixteen year old, eh?
dude, i'm 16, and I still think you got molested...
It really irks me when people play the "age" card and then fight with the person they claim is immature. When you respond to comments clearly intended to be provocative, you start appearing to be just as immature. Want to play the age card? Don't expect it to work out if you start behaving like whoever you used it on.
I read this whole argument and never laughed harder.
I love when people think they make a point by cussing someone out.
No wonder our generation is looked down upon. We have people like this walking around playing the blame game. All you have is to blame yourself. No one else controls you. All you need to do is to do something instead of sitting around all the the time. Get a job or get intelligent. I know your Going to say "I am smart" or "I have a job".
I actually read everything you people said, and all I can say is: pe-he-he-nis.
219- shhhhhh, this comment thread is better than the FML itself
Ah, don't you just love casual sexism?
A 14 yo talking about men being dicks, excuse me as I go laugh hysterically #13: she'll probably make it her mission in life to get used by at least 10% of that
Actually she's right. I'm a guy and I've never met a nice guy, myself included. Sometimes I just wish I was a homosexual girl it would be so much easier
Huh, I thought mods only commented on extreme derped up comments. *mind blown*
#47 You just met one, me...
What about me? I'm fairly nice xcept wen u spell lyke dis. Then I tear you a new one.
Hooray for daddy issues!
And all girls are pmsing bitchy drama queens.
Some men are the best guys ever and then again some can be real jerks. I'm a girl but I'm not gonna stick up for bitches either. Some girls are nice, sensitive, etc. just like some males, but some are bitchy ****** and so every1 is different so you can't jut stereotype males with lazy video playing slobs who won't make a sandwich for them selves, but you can't stereotype females as people that can't drive and always make food, do laundry, by groceries etc.
yeah I've been responsible for hooking up every girl I've ever had feelings for with the guys they're with now, so no not every guy is a selfish ****. I'd rather die alone and a virgin than use any girl..... it's true nice guys finish last but a nice guy will always be fine with that because most nice guys are not competitive at all.
**** off bitch
Your father is wise and hurtful but the truth hurts!
Obviously....
Omg I'm so sorry that your life is this bad. I wonder what the starving kids in Africa think about your terrible situation :(
that about sums it up!
Got love how honest he is.... He knows most guys are bastards....
Technically, not all guys are bastards. I hate to be so literal because I know it doesn't really matter, but the true definition of "bastard" is not an asshole who treats people like shit, or w/e else people use it as. The actual meaning is "a person whom was born to parents not married at the time of conception."
good advice, bad wording.
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Wise words.
You know, your dad is right. And every guy will be "another bastard" until the right guy proves him wrong.