By gorokhan2 - 27/4/2020 17:00

The opposite of a good idea

Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  RichardPencil  |  28

I hope you mean "dumped ME on the spot".

After learning about the old man who shaped his shit into a castle earlier, I didn't need to hear two freaky poop stories before my first cup of coffee!

Comments
By  RichardPencil  |  28

I hope you mean "dumped ME on the spot".

After learning about the old man who shaped his shit into a castle earlier, I didn't need to hear two freaky poop stories before my first cup of coffee!

Reply
  RichardPencil  |  28

Oh, I realized it all too well.

I was just trying to squeeze it out of my brain and excrete the memory. I hope I can wipe it clean and not leave any dingleberries of the disturbing imagery.

Reply
  ImpKit  |  7

Nope. Not extreme at all. The OP demonstrated a fundamental lack of respect for her and she was prepared to make a decision in the moment that reflected this.

By  mmdavis  |  8

Wow yeah so funny to try and scare a girl in an environment we actively fear because that’s where we get kidnapped and raped. I’d dump someone who would pull that kinda prank too. YDI

By  lifeis4me  |  16

I feel like you should know this, but I’ll say it anyway. Getting attacked in an empty parking lot is terrifying, especially for women. People are always on high alert in creepy places like that because they never know what could happen.