Health: Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home...

By tinfoilnirvana - 30/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By newhostess - 11/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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I told you so

By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML

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free_Aus 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

...and it was so good you went back for more! lol.

doof_fisch 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:28

You should have read your fortune cookie at lunch.

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kk_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

not necessarily

hk_fml 9

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

yum.

free_Aus 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

...and it was so good you went back for more! lol.

enchantedme 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:28

eh...if you don't die, you'll have a good story to tell.

doof_fisch 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:28

You should have read your fortune cookie at lunch.

chaos753159 4

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:15

probobly would have said you will go to a place twice today and the second time you will realise a great mistake-Carl's Chinease shack

shawnarawwwrr 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:32

well they boarded that up real fast..makes sense hah :P

klumzy0123456789 6

Saturday 3 July 2010 12:00

ewe

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:33

Well hopefully not all of it was contaminated.

mf_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:34

i find the best restaurants, especially chinese and filipino restaurants, don't have an A outside their place. hahaha.

daybar12 8

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:31

I don't get it....

uneekfreak16 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:43

hey... at least it was yummy!

shiftydude 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:47

swine flu!

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