FML : Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant...

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Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tinfoilnirvana - / Thursday 30 April 2009 00:42 / United States

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By free_Aus | 0

#156098 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

...and it was so good you went back for more! lol.

By doof_fisch | 2

#156105 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:28

You should have read your fortune cookie at lunch.

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By kk_fml | 0

#156095 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

not necessarily

By hk_fml | 9

#156096 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

yum.

By free_Aus | 0

#156098 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

...and it was so good you went back for more! lol.

By enchantedme | 0

#156103 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:28

eh...if you don't die, you'll have a good story to tell.

By doof_fisch | 2

#156105 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:28

You should have read your fortune cookie at lunch.

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chaos753159 | 4

#823066 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:15

probobly would have said you will go to a place twice today and the second time you will realise a great mistake-Carl's Chinease shack

By shawnarawwwrr | 0

#156118 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:32

well they boarded that up real fast..makes sense hah :P

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klumzy0123456789 | 6

#1057547 - Saturday 3 July 2010 12:00

ewe

By 24788 | 5

#156123 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:33

Well hopefully not all of it was contaminated.

By mf_fml | 0

#156125 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:34

i find the best restaurants, especially chinese and filipino restaurants, don't have an A outside their place. hahaha.

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daybar12 | 8

#4918431 - Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:31

I don't get it....

By uneekfreak16 | 0

#156136 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:43

hey... at least it was yummy!

By shiftydude | 0

#156140 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:47

swine flu!

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