Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
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themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
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angie_babi 0
im 17 & i love hannah montana. . disney is not just for little kids
bassmanchris 0
I'm gonna have to go with the general consensus here and say that the fact that they knew it was Hannah Montana and you didn't really means that they're the ones who should be embarrassed. I wouldn't know a Hannah Montana song if I heard it either.
zavanna 1
You shouldn't be ashamed! What about the person that told you that the rap was from Hannah Montana? Well, I guess he/she watch that show too. Or else it would be kinda hard to guess that the rap came from that TV show. Btw, I know many who like Hannah Montana. :-) Aaaand, they're 17 too! Turning 18 this year! Go Disney, it's nothing to be ashamed of, to like Disney/Hannah Montana. :-)
britt_xo_99 0
LOL @ 35!!!!! and also im 17 and i love hannah montana and i wouldn't care if my school knew.
Exlibris 0
Boom, Clap, Clapty, Clapty, Clap! Eh sorry that song is so ridiculous it makes me giggle a little every time I hear it.
bellstrange 0
the question is how did they know that rap was from Hannah Montana. Don't feel so stupid. It's the highlight of college life.
TryToBeKind 0
*sighs* I hate it when others make me look stupid. I would have just said, "I had no idea that came from there, ______ gave us the impression that he/she made it up!" I'd print 'sorry we broke copyright' flyers or something.
yourpathetic 0
Fail, YDI for singing rap. ******.
iDontFail_xD 0
@ #80, grow some pubes on your genital area, you black boy. rap is for faggy black boys. Metal and Rock ALL THE WAYY
yourpathetic 0
#80, you know rap is crap, someone just forgot the c, also rap is rape :) Been proven that rap is a leading cause in sexually battery/rape cases. I hope your proud