He's a dick, you deserve better than that!

Here's an idea. How about you use the "reply" button to actually reply to the first comment, not just to put your two cents at the top. By the way, hilarious #1.

Oh yeah, because 18 is the only person to have ever done the exact same thing. Hardly fair to single out one person for something you see on almost every FML comment section.

So we should just ignore it whenever someone does that?

No, 55, here in the fml community, we like to be fair and make everyone feel like worthless idiots. Have a nice day!

Two reasons I liked your comment: 1. I found it funny and 2, because your DP is Link playing a guitar.

Not nice.

There's a button for that...

Is there a mute button for you?

Wow, down voted because of a small typo... How nitpicky can you get??

Yeah, but who wants to date a fish?

Eric, from the little mermaid.

fish?? who wants to date a fish anyway? I bet she'll find a seahorse someday. just kidding OP and you don't need be sad, just consinder it as a kinda 1st round warm up and get ready for the next time :-P good luck OP

Agreed. OP will find her Nemo one day.

Most overused metaphor on this app.

41, Kanye West?

do you like stick stick?

Just because there's many fishes in the sea doesn't mean that any one of them would like to get near certain fishes.

Why is this upvoted, but #2 downvoted?

It's likely his lack of grammar.

Because 2 forgot to put 'in the' before future. People can be fickle sometimes.

.. wrote a comment for the wrong post and now I can't remove it

I prefer the paper bag method, but to each their own.

Blindfold, paper bag, handcuffs, butter, jumper cables. Go prepared, you never know what a blind date will be into.

while trying to be witty you came off as an asshole. Does fml have a badge for that yet?

Arrogant because he was 100% honest with why there wouldn't be a second date? If he had made up some excuse everyone would have called him a douche. Dudes this is official proof there is no winning for us. If we're honest we're arrogant if we give a small lie to preserve feelings were wusses. Personally I'd rather be told "you too ugly for a second date." Than get some empty promise of a call or be wondering what was wrong.

73, that's completely true but no one would write a comment saying "sorry OP maybe he's right and you're not the best looking gal" without sounding like an asshole and getting thumbed down into hell haha.

76, that's kind of the point. You should be able to say comments like that. It's like my belief that there should be a 'nobody cares' button on Facebook for those stupid posts that nobody cares about.

#89 sort of like your comment?

#73 Guys can never win because most girls are fickle bitches.

I'm just calling shenanigans on this whole FML. No one is that evil to straight up say that to your face