Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally... - FML

By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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Kidd_Ant 18

Friday 13 May 2016 12:18

This, is what the FML photos were always meant to be.

fakedsincerity 32

Friday 13 May 2016 12:25

OPs day is going swimmingly.

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Kidd_Ant 18

Friday 13 May 2016 12:18

This, is what the FML photos were always meant to be.

Tarlachia 33

Friday 13 May 2016 12:21

My job includes the cleanup of such floods. This is worse than I've ever seen in all my 10 years of experience. I'm impressed and horrified at this.

fakedsincerity 32

Friday 13 May 2016 12:25

OPs day is going swimmingly.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 13 May 2016 12:51

Damn, that's deep.

fakedsincerity 32

Friday 13 May 2016 13:05

I sea what you did there.

Kidd_Ant 18

Friday 13 May 2016 20:22

Buoy, u guys are fun.

Liamj774 36

Saturday 14 May 2016 3:23

Yeah man, whatever floats their boat

The_Unlucky1 19

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:27

Water you trying to say?

ThatLastKid 21

Friday 13 May 2016 12:53

This is the best FML photo I have seen.

Phantomsnake 10

Friday 13 May 2016 13:03

Snorkeling is better than diving.

jzidar24 12

Friday 13 May 2016 13:12

How does that even happen?!?!

TheGoatKing 3

Sunday 26 June 2016 11:43

I wanna know too

TMWhisp 22

Friday 13 May 2016 14:30

Woohoo!

rivimatt 20

Friday 13 May 2016 15:00

First good FML photo

falafelbooger 1

Friday 13 May 2016 17:19

Are we sure that this image wasn't just taken from the web? It appears on a lot of "flood restoration" company's pages

ABlindMan 17

Friday 13 May 2016 20:02

It doesn't HAVE to be by OP, I believe the photos are picked or something and then the top rated caption is applied to them if I'm understanding it correctly. Although that's what I got from what Alan said.

Kidd_Ant 18

Friday 13 May 2016 20:24

There was a "contest" in a recent blog on FML. The best caption would be featured along with a photo they used in the blog to make your own.

Baurusdavinci 12

Friday 13 May 2016 21:59

Uh... Guys? Almost %100 positive this is a rendered image from a computer program.

Dilexar 26

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:59

explain yourself

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Today, I asked my son to keep my new girlfriend secret from his mom until our divorce was final, and he ran straight to her. She told the judge I was unfaithful and wants more money from our settlement. My son doesn't give a shit about snitching on me, because she's giving him a percentage of the new settlement. FML

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Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML

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Today, my wife started a 24 hour urine collection as directed by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggested I "look under the piss jug." FML

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Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML

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Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

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Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML

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