By TmWhisp - United States Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML I agree, your life sucks 408 You deserved it 25 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Romulus Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML I agree, your life sucks 50507 You deserved it 5546 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By madzlovesgee - United States Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML I agree, your life sucks 68661 You deserved it 53255 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By club goer - Canada Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML I agree, your life sucks 31854 You deserved it 8423 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By #goodbyelife - United States Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML I agree, your life sucks 35848 You deserved it 6162 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dustlander.com - United States - Provo Today, I was wrapping up a 30+ hour commission when a software bug caused my main layer to delete itself. There doesn't appear to be any way I can restore it. FML I agree, your life sucks 2369 You deserved it 318 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Patrick - United States Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML I agree, your life sucks 26381 You deserved it 5237 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Romania Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML I agree, your life sucks 33731 You deserved it 9094 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - New Zealand - Auckland Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML I agree, your life sucks 41564 You deserved it 4225 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mike - United States Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disneyworld. Monday, I take a class trip to Disneyworld. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 22567 You deserved it 5211 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Scaredwitless - United States Spooky Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 51771 You deserved it 5988 257 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dreamer2639 - United States Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML I agree, your life sucks 15475 You deserved it 47853 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By no paedo - United Kingdom - Edinburgh Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML I agree, your life sucks 19848 You deserved it 1956 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chronic Today, I'm on opioids due to severe pelvic pain. Taking them makes me constipated and increases my pain, which leads to taking more painkillers. I can choose to be in agony and the possibility of pooping, or be in slightly less pain and completely bunged up. FML I agree, your life sucks 4814 You deserved it 449 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML I agree, your life sucks 45591 You deserved it 12388 442 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blech - Canada - Edmonton Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML I agree, your life sucks 26673 You deserved it 2541 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML I agree, your life sucks 3876 You deserved it 188 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By potatoes - United States Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML I agree, your life sucks 11248 You deserved it 30844 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FlowerPower - United States Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 38749 You deserved it 18246 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Saint Marys Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML I agree, your life sucks 11792 You deserved it 38433 229 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - South Africa Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML I agree, your life sucks 40204 You deserved it 4295 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HughGorgy - Canada Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched "What are you doing with my panties!" FML I agree, your life sucks 17321 You deserved it 102809 214 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Pompano Beach Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML I agree, your life sucks 46237 You deserved it 6758 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, everyone in my department got a raise except for me. Last week, I had been the one who asked for a raise for me and my fellow department members. FML I agree, your life sucks 39594 You deserved it 3387 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MyFaceHurts - United States Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 9811 You deserved it 55249 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ripmyphone - United States - Glen Allen Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 24920 You deserved it 1714 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MadMax - United States - Nashua Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML I agree, your life sucks 44185 You deserved it 3864 167 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - New Orleans Today, I started a new job. I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh my gravy!" constantly. In response to everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 26437 You deserved it 2192 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Interview tragedy - United States Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML I agree, your life sucks 13668 You deserved it 34858 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Xbieblette51 - United States - Lynnwood Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML I agree, your life sucks 48743 You deserved it 6921 147 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pinkfloyd777 Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML I agree, your life sucks 44404 You deserved it 3825 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Atlanta Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML. I agree, your life sucks 49026 You deserved it 6429 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sir Vom-a-lot - United Kingdom - West Drayton Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 33559 You deserved it 6552 350 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By niii - France Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML I agree, your life sucks 22100 You deserved it 13934 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Master Debater - Australia Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML I agree, your life sucks 26958 You deserved it 39956 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Knoxville Today, while giving my final speech, a bump that had been growing on my arm popped. Pus leaked through my white dress sleeve, and it smelled like death. Everyone noticed. FML I agree, your life sucks 23773 You deserved it 2507 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stargirl - Canada Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML I agree, your life sucks 39112 You deserved it 13034 267 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JJMan217 - Canada Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML I agree, your life sucks 22346 You deserved it 58777 182 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crakbbyaparently - United States Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML I agree, your life sucks 31740 You deserved it 1874 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sisi9999 - United States Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML I agree, your life sucks 41896 You deserved it 3562 156 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dammit - Canada Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML I agree, your life sucks 38395 You deserved it 13848 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kidd_Ant | 18 #6604792 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:18 This, is what the FML photos were always meant to be. Send a private message 76 0 Reply
By fakedsincerity | 32 #6604795 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:25 OPs day is going swimmingly. Send a private message 47 0 Reply
By Kidd_Ant | 18 #6604792 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:18 This, is what the FML photos were always meant to be. Send a private message 76 0 Reply
By Tarlachia | 33 #6604794 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:21 My job includes the cleanup of such floods. This is worse than I've ever seen in all my 10 years of experience. I'm impressed and horrified at this. Send a private message 40 0 Reply
By fakedsincerity | 32 #6604795 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:25 OPs day is going swimmingly. Send a private message 47 0 Reply
Reply TheNewGuy03 | 28 #6604816 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:51 Damn, that's deep. Send a private message 26 0 Reply
Reply fakedsincerity | 32 #6604824 - Friday 13 May 2016 13:05 I sea what you did there. Send a private message 19 1 Reply
Reply Kidd_Ant | 18 #6605090 - Friday 13 May 2016 20:22 Buoy, u guys are fun. Send a private message 18 0 Reply
Reply Liamj774 | 36 #6605278 - Saturday 14 May 2016 3:23 Yeah man, whatever floats their boat Send a private message 11 0 Reply
Reply The_Unlucky1 | 19 #6606040 - Sunday 15 May 2016 4:27 Water you trying to say? Send a private message 4 0 Reply
By ThatLastKid | 21 #6604817 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:53 This is the best FML photo I have seen. Send a private message 16 0 Reply
By Phantomsnake | 10 #6604823 - Friday 13 May 2016 13:03 Snorkeling is better than diving. Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By jzidar24 | 12 #6604827 - Friday 13 May 2016 13:12 How does that even happen?!?! Send a private message 9 0 Reply
Reply TheGoatKing | 3 #6636721 - Sunday 26 June 2016 11:43 I wanna know too Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By rivimatt | 20 #6604881 - Friday 13 May 2016 15:00 First good FML photo Send a private message 5 0 Reply
By falafelbooger | 1 #6604963 - Friday 13 May 2016 17:19 Are we sure that this image wasn't just taken from the web? It appears on a lot of "flood restoration" company's pages Send a private message 0 7 Reply
Reply ABlindMan | 17 #6605075 - Friday 13 May 2016 20:02 It doesn't HAVE to be by OP, I believe the photos are picked or something and then the top rated caption is applied to them if I'm understanding it correctly. Although that's what I got from what Alan said. Send a private message 4 0 Reply
Reply Kidd_Ant | 18 #6605094 - Friday 13 May 2016 20:24 There was a "contest" in a recent blog on FML. The best caption would be featured along with a photo they used in the blog to make your own. Send a private message 6 0 Reply
By Baurusdavinci | 12 #6605141 - Friday 13 May 2016 21:59 Uh... Guys? Almost %100 positive this is a rendered image from a computer program. Send a private message 2 8 Reply
Reply Dilexar | 26 #6624039 - Thursday 9 June 2016 3:59 explain yourself Send a private message 0 0 Reply
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