Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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boatkicker 5
OP wasn't a speaker for abstinence only. OP is a speaker for abstinence AND safe sex. Re-read the FML. Also, it's illegal to force someone to get an abortion, even if that person is your under-aged daughter
bluerainbow 0
It doesn't matter, it obviously didn't make a difference where her daughter was concerned. Her daughter is pregnant, and therefore clearly didn't get the message about either celibacy OR safe sex. Secondly, I don't care if it's illegal, an under-age child does not get to make the choice to bring another human being into the world. Parent = boss, and a parent has the right to be in charge of, and make decisions for a 14 year old. Besides, the OP could force her to give the baby up for adoption when it's born anyway.
blackie17 0
omggg
Pawned71 0
how much is she for?
BuhxritNAYY 5
wow what a little *****! fourteen?! she must have gotten her first period a month before. how young.
Sunset960 0
This website has too many parents on it. The 12 year olds? Them, I can deal with. The parents are my problem. Nobody takes into account what could have actually happened to this girl. Teenage boys aren't the greatest or smartest people you'll meet, and their hormones make them even worse. They will do absolutely anything for/to a girl to get in her pants. I've had friends that have been raped by them. Everyone is calling her a ***** because she's fourteen. How does that make her a *****? How do you know she didn't use protection? What if the protection failed? Oh my God, yes. That can happen. Even if you're on the pill, or use a condom, one little mistake can get you pregnant. You all say that you know that, but half of these comments are calling her a *****, a ****, etc. Oh, and parents, those of you with teenagers, I'd bet anything that your kid has had sex/ done something sexual/ thought about it at least once. "Not MY kids." Oh really? Think about it.
Sirin_fml 47
FMyLife isn't the appropriate venue for pro-choice vs. pro-life debates/rants, so the comments section for this FML is now closed. Sorry about that.
J15237 25
I am guessing you weren't giving your daughter enough attention in your life.
Wadlaen 24
Well, it seems like she doesn't share your conviction on the subject... Best of luck to all of you!