Food, Gross and Cooking: Iron Chef America - FML

Iron Chef America

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 19:59

Today, I thought about trying something "new", so I put raspberry preserves and maple syrup on my waffles. It tasted like cough medicine. FML

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Chazzster 26

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Tuesday 5 January 2021 22:10

That’s the trade off - You try something new, you might not like it. But trying new things can lead to new favorites...

kfchicken 31

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Wednesday 6 January 2021 15:06

either you've had good cough medicine all your life or you raspberry jam and syrup are not that great. next time try fruit with the maple syrup, or some butter.

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Chazzster 26

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Tuesday 5 January 2021 22:10

That’s the trade off - You try something new, you might not like it. But trying new things can lead to new favorites...

HokieJ 10

Wednesday 6 January 2021 2:56

Put some Tusin on it!

kfchicken 31

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Wednesday 6 January 2021 15:06

either you've had good cough medicine all your life or you raspberry jam and syrup are not that great. next time try fruit with the maple syrup, or some butter.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Thursday 7 January 2021 2:48

Best stick with the PB&J from now on.

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