Love, Dating and First Dates: Classic fraud

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 161

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By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands

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By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 169

You deserved it 6 311

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By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 599

You deserved it 8 453

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Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 727

You deserved it 3 188

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I agree, your life sucks 45 602

You deserved it 4 263

By Rumors - 12/12/2013 11:27 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

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You deserved it 6 108

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

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By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 258

You deserved it 7 918

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 137

You deserved it 48 223

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By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 591

You deserved it 2 700

Thaylok 17

Friday 28 April 2023 15:15

That sux. consider having them send you a picture of them in a specific pose while holding a paper with your name written on it. Then also- do a video chat.

TwoBytesCarley 27

Friday 28 April 2023 15:29

If they show up not looking like their photo (I don’t mean older or heavier from their photo), that’s when I say “nope” and leave. If they want to start a relationship on a lie, I won’t be there for it.

Comments

Thaylok 17

Friday 28 April 2023 15:15

That sux. consider having them send you a picture of them in a specific pose while holding a paper with your name written on it. Then also- do a video chat.

TwoBytesCarley 27

Friday 28 April 2023 15:29

Chazzster 28

Friday 28 April 2023 21:48

The good thing about a bad date is you don’t have to see them again. If they don’t get the message - block them… In a way I feel a little sorry for the guy. He’s oblivious to the well know rule that you don’t talk about you ex on a date. And also dumb enough to not realize you don’t start a relationship based on a lie - And a lying picture is a really poor lie since that’s obvious at a glance.