Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Happy… where d'he go?
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Tie break
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Unreliable
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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deathcab7 0
yeah but HE voulenteered. on their annaversery night. sooo that does suck, because he didnt have to go to work.
perdix 31
Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)
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aDropOfSunshine 2
It's easy to say, "Oh, stop whining, you're being selfish" but the reality is, I would be at least a little upset, especially because it appears that thought and planning went into the evening. However, the good thing is that the boyfriend is someone that cares about his job, and he can recognize that sometimes professional relationships have to override personal ones in order to keep your job/get ahead/etc., especially with the way things are right now.
DJuan 0
that mother ****** !! you mean he cancelled on you to make money. stop bein a whinny **** and be thankful he isn't a complete bum. btw one year isn't really that big of a deal. if ud stop naggin and shit mayb y'all will make it to two
goldspeck 0
aw yeah I agree sometimes you gotta work, but he shouldn't have done that on your anniversary. I mean if he didn't have the money those arrangements shouldn't have been made. sorry op :(
mavsfan26 5
Something tells me ya'll actually ended up having an even better night than planned. I can easily imagine that your bf didn't actually volunteer for work....
Sinisin2010 0
This is a good discussion FML!
mits_lancer 0
it be ok if he had to work.. but he volunteered. that sucks. id be heated. some guys dont care bout that stuff or there just forgetful.
KarelessKitten 0
It will be 6 years as of June 27th me and my fiance have been together. I don't expect us to both be off from work. It will be celebrated though. It's not a big ******* deal. Get over it.
BritishHobo 0
He was off from work. And he agreed to go to dinner with her. And then he volunteered to work, despite having this date on. There is the FML. Can no-one on this comments page read, or are they just so desperate to throw abuse at the OPs of FMLs these days? This is the first time I've come on a comments page in ages, and jesus people are just rude to the OP for no reason...
simonsaysYDI 8
Meh, same thing happened here to me tonite, minus the 1 year, add 3 years. I feel your "FML"
FrecklesXO 8
Do it another time. It's not the end of the world.
MACJunkie 0
ok.. for all girls.. when your guys pulls something like this, don't get all pissy and have a fit.. act like you don't care........then later use it to your advantage.... next time you disagree on what to do.. of if you want to go out and he doesn't...then you hold this over his head... "I really want to go. And you owe me for our anniversary.. you cancelled on me and i didn't even get mad about it.. so now you should do this for me." .... and if you're really good at this, you will purposely make plans that you know he will have to break so that you have something extra to use against him when you need it.. duh.