Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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deathcab7 0
yeah but HE voulenteered. on their annaversery night. sooo that does suck, because he didnt have to go to work.
perdix 31
Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)
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Comments (150)
alex1432 9
57 your **** are masssive... I LIKE THEM!!!!!
UberFail79 0
YDI for not making him a sandwich.
captcore 0
your not married so who cares about anniversaries????
epicenur 2
cheating?
whatsername717 0
i know what its like. i just got dumped so he could work all the time. we made plans and conveniently there was an "emergency" at work and he just HAD to go. and i know he was at work, cuz i saw him lol
FockinA 0
oh i think he won't "get off" til next year! lol
whatshernuts 0
Honestly, I think that's what you ought to get if you're making such a big deal out of a one-year anniversary.. I can understand going all-out for five years, sure. But you don't need to go on some big expensive romantic date to have a good time, especially over dating for just 12 months. No doubt you're in high school. Why take things so seriously? Just hang out for your one-year anniversary and enjoy each other, isn't that the whole reason you're involved in the first place anyway?
BritishHobo 0
But she's annoyed cos he skipped out on her date! They're not even gonna hang out for cheap, because he volunteered for work despite having plans. That's the FML.
whatshernuts 0
I know that. But it doesn't mean they can't hang out another day. It sucks that the plans got messed up but I was simply saying I don't think dating for just 12 months really needs to be so celebrated anyway.
wierdo16 0
Agree with
FightOfYourLife 0
cheap.he just didn't want to spend all that money
sweatteaforme001 0
Unless the guy's job is in serious peril, the OP has reason to be pissed. If the whatever money he'd make working over time in one day was THAT important, they'd be having a cozy dinner at home and not making reservations at an expensive restaurant. Yes, it is important to show initiative at work, but its also important to be dependable to the people you love.