Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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deathcab7 0
yeah but HE voulenteered. on their annaversery night. sooo that does suck, because he didnt have to go to work.
perdix 31
Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)
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ksharp 0
your a **** it's women like you that make me fear for people like your fucken boy friend the sad thing is he will put up with you till some other slurry bitch comes along and you'll wonder why he cheated on you well it's becaue moments like these because I'm sure this isn't the only one u stupid fucken hoe stop sucking off him and get a fucken life an job and buy him somethjng your reject
UberFail79 0
Yay! A troll! Can I keep it, Mommy?
BritishHobo 0
Stay away from it honey, it might infect you with its sheer ******* stupidity.
Mariku_fml 4
OMG you had to cancel a date. your life is definitely Fked now.
goonie85 0
I switch shifts and take extra time at work a lot. It looks good when you're up for review- they see you as dependable or adaptable. He may want that raise when it comes up. Wait until you're married, neither of you will even care anymore. You could always find a man without a job, then you could spend every minute together!
sourgirl101 29
Op is just disappointed because it's her FIRST anniversary. When you have plans it sucks when things don't turn out the way you want. He could have picked up a shift another day to make extra money. She probably feels he chose work over her. Money isn't everything. You can always make it another day. Maybe not you broke ass jobless people who complain about the economy but this guy has a job that allows him to pick up shifts.
rohosoccer08 1
I agree... I know I wouldve been upset if my husband volunteered to work on our 1 year dating anniversary. but we have now been together 4 1/2 years total and our 2 year marriage anniversary is on Sunday!
AnRom 0
it's a cop out, he doesn't care about you, move on and find someone who does
dedcircuit 0
I'll bet he IS getting off at 2 A.M. But he's not working.
keder01 0
http://bit.ly/caFUzy
chrislegend 0
you do volunteer if you're trying to get a pay raise or more hours...
giggleygirl 0
At least he has a job. Be thankful!
giggleygirl 0
haha
cboisen10 1
ur relationship wouldn't hbe lasted anyway. get over it selfish beothch