Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 /
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By scubai - /
Thursday 14 January 2010 20:36 /
United States
By missmycomp - /
Thursday 12 November 2009 14:36 /
Singapore
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
By Anonymous - /
Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 /
United States