mavsfan26

About Mavsfan26

I like being stupid and daring, doing impractical and brainless stunts that get me in trouble...a lot. However, I'm actually smart, having gotten into UTD on a full ride. I just like to pretend I'm an idiot sometimes.

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Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:51 / Japan

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 6 January 2010 01:10 / United States

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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By NotThatKind - / Monday 24 August 2009 04:28 / United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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