Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt...

By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By peedonme - 22/02/2011 00:23 - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By thewordsicantsay - 25/02/2010 07:05 - Canada

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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hk_fml 9

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

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hk_fml 9

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

yungstunna1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:21

musta been used to the feeling

redsox112 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 5:11

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redsox112 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 5:14

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Phelpski 0

Friday 2 April 2010 17:42

cover your ******* ass maybe?!? YDI totally!! Thats hilarious!

yuop77 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:23

molliconeb 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:57

wtf? YDI! no one wants to see ass crack. and if those boys liked it they wouldn't have marinated ur ass with butter. get a clue

fsaskid 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:08

To be honest I saw this FML heading in a different direction at the start (:

vocaloidtiger 12

Monday 7 May 2012 10:10

In all truth, this is by far the WEIRDEST FML in existence. It's so weird, I don't even know if I should classify it as 'funny' or 'disturbing.' o.o

justmyswag 9

Friday 19 July 2013 2:31

I can't believe it's not butter

JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Saturday 11 October 2014 8:41

It could be suspended in air right above

skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

ryguy997 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 6:18

yea at least it was not BURNING hot butter.

phalne 5

Tuesday 27 May 2014 18:23

right. it could've been bleach

bigNblack 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:18

UMmm....buTTa is taSTey

Moo_Horse 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 4:34

ummm shut the hell up and stop talking like that

rebekahah 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 8:23

not when it gives you some sort of urinary tract infection.

fmlx586 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:18

this doesn't sound too believable..but if it was...was this done to a boy or girl?

stopreadingmynam 0

Friday 23 July 2010 14:54

a girl. the author's name is "Sarah"

bosveranda 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:19

agree #4. even if it is true.. pull up your pants perhaps? crack kills.

lolajelly 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:19

LOL

bellaxobrianna 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:20

okay seriously thats really disgusting.

danijoy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:20

maybe you should pull up your pants next time, hoe

abcdefgh_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:20

hahaha that sounds like a fun experiment!

m0nicam0nster 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:21

this is really weird and they could get in huge trouble for doing that

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