Love, Money, Health and Transportation: Today, I lost my Job, got in a car accident, and got dumped by...

By Fayetale - 27/08/2018 18:30 - Germany

Today, I lost my Job, got in a car accident, and got dumped by my now ex-boyfriend because he is madly in love with my stepsister. I hope this day doesn't get worse. FML

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You deserved it 158

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 19 August 2018 3:14

Does your step sister reciprocate? Or is she going to help you get revenge?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 19:10

Yup that's definitely a shitty day 😒

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 19 August 2018 3:14

Does your step sister reciprocate? Or is she going to help you get revenge?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 19:10

Yup that's definitely a shitty day 😒

BigSloppyMeowMix 9

Monday 27 August 2018 19:12

The musical.ly ads are super cringey.

Notamusedanymore 17

Monday 27 August 2018 20:14

Murphy’s law can be a bitch.

EggyDogger 13

Monday 27 August 2018 21:00

It really do be like that sometimes

GIJoefan 6

Monday 27 August 2018 21:27

Well they say that good or bad things happen in threes. And since that was three bad things, there shouldn’t be anymore.

acmariner99 25

Monday 27 August 2018 23:53

Things could always be worse

Peter Hachmeister 3

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:55

I don't think it can get worse

auroravixen 12

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:57

i doubt it they say bad luck sometimes comes in three

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 331

You deserved it 41 020

Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 789

You deserved it 473

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Today, my grandma told me that if she was a braver person, she would've actually have split up with grandad on their second date, but she was afraid of being alone so she married him instead and had a bunch of kids she never actually wanted. Wow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 463

You deserved it 90

Today, I hate this time of year, not only because everything is pumpkin spice, but because of Bath and Body work sales. I work in an office full of women, and when Bath and Body has a sale, it's Game Of Smell Thrones in the office. My allergies then act up, and I handle the office phones. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 574

You deserved it 269

Today, I started a new job as a receptionist at a nursing home. When two men came in saying, "We're here for Mr. Christensen," I paged him to come to the front desk. Apparently, these men had come from the funeral home to pick up Mr. Christensen's body. I was completely unaware that anyone had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 090

You deserved it 1 647

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 870

You deserved it 2 499

Today, I made a mosaic for my grandma out of her old crockery, after I had finished it, I found out from a neighbour that some of the plates looked like Wedgewood. So I dug through the stuff that I didn't use. It turns out the original lot would have been worth about £2000. With the stuff left, I'd be lucky to get £100. FML

I agree, your life sucks 242

You deserved it 1 428

Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 945

You deserved it 2 457