Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML
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broomhildo
| 19
At least they got it half right?
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futtbuck101
| 1
Well it was a female dog
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StudMuffinette
| 17
your family sucks, fyl op
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chaps93
| 6
Stop complaining, you get cake!!!
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dolphincheddar
| 10
those female dogs.. trust me I've humped my share of legs but they just won't stop barking up my tree.. the same one I marked my territory on.
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RetardedBullFrog
| 4
Looks like OP's bday got postponed.
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daisyloo
| 7
Well they kinda remembered right? Happy birthday OP, and you do get cake!:)
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daisyloo
| 7
Well, they kinda remembered it right? It's the thought that counts:) happy birthday OP!:D
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Crunch_Captain
| 1
I think OP family was trying to make it as a joke cause if they knew how old the dog was turning they should know the month but still fyl cause your family joke wasn't funny
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YacL
| 15
Or they really did forget.
It's okay, OP, I'm sure Bella remembered.
It's okay, OP, I'm sure Bella remembered.
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Tommananaze6T9
| 4
happy birthday Bella!
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kendallhi
| 9
happy birthday bella!!! I love you
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dolphincheddar
| 10
how can you love something or someone you've never seen?
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dolphincheddar
| 10
to me, that's like a priest saying I love vagina or a wow addict saying they love life. doesn't make much sense
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littlemissFYL
| 5
there was recently an FML about a girl who thought she was a vampire. now OP's name is bella. :P
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YacL
| 15
OP's Dog's name is Bella, OP is Sarah.
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xmoneymikex
| 0
why would a dog get a cake?
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
because.
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luna4545
| 4
I'm an ex wow addict.. we don't spend ALL our time in the computer..just most of it. I had to take alot of breaks from wow to work and stuff. also I would take whole days off to go to six flags or the movies or something. we can still be addicted and enjoy life
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asianpandabear
| 0
-98 OPs name is Sarah.
...just sayin
...just sayin
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littlemissFYL
| 5
*102 cleared that up for me. lol oops sorrrry. my bad.
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Jakaroo
| 0
Uhh so your 8 years old?.......just askin
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dagrathe
| 0
the real fml here is that her parents named the dog after twilight bella
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scarletdragonfly
| 5
129 - the dog is turning eight, not the OP. The OP clearly states that she is sixteen.
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guckylynn
| 19
133, twilight came out in 2005. if the dog is turning 8 she's not named after twilight.
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TheRealHouse
| 7
F Bellas life, she has to share cake with a jealous girl trying to steal the spotlight!
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tynickd
| 0
maybe they are trying to tell her something
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Sebastian_NG
| 17
The bastards!!! They got the dog's birthday wrong
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veritasdgg
| 0
118 - i am a wow addict. and i live a perfect life. job. my own car. aparment. even a gf who lives with me. its easy like u said. lol
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thatssomia
| 12
#32 wow optimistic much?
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akmufasa
| 1
Well I can't see how this is bad except for the fact that dogs don't eat cake. Enjoy it! :D
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ssaammiiee
| 5
actually cakes can be specially made for dogs....although thats very unhealthy for them and I'm sure this was a cake for humans
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babbu18
| 0
OMG IT'S MY BDAY TOO:):):) happy bday!
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sufikoraine
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Parents shouldn't forget their own kid's birthday...
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NeverShoutDana
| 13
OP's parents remember their dog's birthday, but not their own daughter's? Being forgetful juuuust doesn't cut it..
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partyfool2011
| 4
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
I think you meant "they're both bitches."
Either way, joke sucked.
Either way, joke sucked.
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whisperingeye13
| 0
now you know who they like better
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partyfool2011
| 4
Really screwed that one up party fool! you stupid little man.
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
you'll just have to wait another month.
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simonisnotacat
| 4
I like your username
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ArentICute
| 0
The bastards, they got their dogs birthday wrong!
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mcintosh123
| 15
Happy Birthday then (: Bella
oops I mean Sarah
oops I mean Sarah
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indistructo
| 3
ur parents are mean :(
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jpd1004
| 0
happy b day bella. Sarah u eat cake n stfu
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Justforlolz
| 14
English and humor obviously aren't your strengths.
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starry71
| 0
lol
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lucins
| 7
definitely not!! lol
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nickdeuel
| 0
u stfu u dumb bitch so suck ur dick fagget
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volley4eva1698
| 0
happy birthday? parents can be so stupid these days...
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onthetoilet
| 3
like you know what's it's like to think of someone else besides yourself
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volley4eva1698
| 0
uhh what . . . oookk
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Bree12345
| 15
happy birthday (:
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Im_a_GOAT
| 8
if I see what I get, do I get you? ;)
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TwitchingNebula
| 17
You need to shave your 'stash...
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TwitchingNebula
| 17
You need to shave your 'stash...
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TwitchingNebula
| 17
Oh thats bullshit. She totally has one...
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Boomshadow
| 3
Hey, if they give you a new collar, you can always blame them if you get into BDSM later.
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shadow298
| 0
that's my excuse too....
oops I mean Sarah