Animals: Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said...

By unbirthday - 18/07/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML

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By ad4 - 31/01/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML

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By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

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By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Samantha - 31/05/2009 12:44 - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 18:54 - United States

Today, my boss threw a party for everyone in the office who has a birthday in September. Everyone got a cake with their names on it except me. My birthday is today. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 23:43

At least they got it half right?

mcintosh123 15

Monday 18 July 2011 23:46

Happy Birthday then (: Bella oops I mean Sarah

Comments

booty_9 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:09

Happy birthday Sarah(:

natasharox 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:11

Hope you use that against them when something doesn't go your way. Anyways Happy B-day Sarah!! =D ♥ ♥

Cleao18317 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:17

but if they were trying to save money... then why would it only have the dogs name on it?

skaterpaige 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:19

oou...fail.

bzett 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:28

your loved!

nicolalau 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:32

atleast u can eat it :)

madeline1960 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:32

Happy Birthday Sarah !!! I wish I could give you a 16th Birthday Party like I did for my daughter !! sorry about your parents .

LizzJizz 16

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:35

Killin 2birds with one stone the dogs probably more grateful, since it cant talk back they consider it the better child XD

meepitymeep 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:58

Never will I feel as loved as I bet OP does now.....................

perdix 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:10

I hope you are not my neighbor. They have a dog named Bella and that thing is a horrible animal (I love dogs, BTW, but not this little hell-hound.) If you are losing out to this Bella, you must be a miserable human being! Happy Bidet, by the way.