Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML
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Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, my boss threw a party for everyone in the office who has a birthday in September. Everyone got a cake with their names on it except me. My birthday is today. FML
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broomhildo 19
At least they got it half right?
mcintosh123 15
Happy Birthday then (: Bella oops I mean Sarah
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booty_9 5
Happy birthday Sarah(:
natasharox 3
Hope you use that against them when something doesn't go your way. Anyways Happy B-day Sarah!! =D ♥ ♥
Cleao18317 11
but if they were trying to save money... then why would it only have the dogs name on it?
skaterpaige 3
oou...fail.
bzett 0
your loved!
nicolalau 0
atleast u can eat it :)
madeline1960 0
Happy Birthday Sarah !!! I wish I could give you a 16th Birthday Party like I did for my daughter !! sorry about your parents .
LizzJizz 16
Killin 2birds with one stone the dogs probably more grateful, since it cant talk back they consider it the better child XD
meepitymeep 5
Never will I feel as loved as I bet OP does now.....................
perdix 31
I hope you are not my neighbor. They have a dog named Bella and that thing is a horrible animal (I love dogs, BTW, but not this little hell-hound.) If you are losing out to this Bella, you must be a miserable human being! Happy Bidet, by the way.