By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 648
You deserved it 3 205

Same thing different taste


Mad_Or_Nah 13

At least you got something.....

I guess crap is a nice birthday present for your standards.

ColonelCusswords 24

It seems you and #2 were thinking the exact same dumb thing!

ColonelCusswords 24

Cleveland voice: Oh thats nasty....

ColonelCusswords 24

#8 Out of all the crappy puns here yours is the best

"Except my dog who left me a present on my bed." "left me a present on my bed" "a present on my bed" "on my bed" NO IT WAS IN HER CEREAL BOWL

Well, at least you got something, your dog will be there all day with you regardless of whether or not he knows it's your birthday

homesuckfucker 28

Judging by the way OP regarded this "present," it was something unpleasant. Poop or vomit or something dead, probably.

homesuckfucker 28

I know this is a bad situation, OP. But it's not the end of the world! Tell everyone that they forgot; do not worry about making them feel bad. They deserve it. Treat yourself! Relax today, if you can. Or go out on a drive. I don't know, spend your birthday doing something you enjoy. Never let the incompetence of others ruin your mood.

Make them feel like the shit your dog left for you

Did you happen to buy an ice cream cake from the store by any chance?

meli1195 31

Yeah because OP is totally going to leave that mess fermenting on their bed just to make them clean it up.