By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
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Mad_Or_Nah 13

At least you got something.....

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CharismaGeek 19

I guess crap is a nice birthday present for your standards.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Ow! You got beat to punch

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CharismaGeek 19

It seems you and #2 were thinking the exact same dumb thing!

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ColonelCusswords 24

Cleveland voice: Oh thats nasty....

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ColonelCusswords 24

#8 Out of all the crappy puns here yours is the best

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JKPwnage 27

"Except my dog who left me a present on my bed." "left me a present on my bed" "a present on my bed" "on my bed" NO IT WAS IN HER CEREAL BOWL

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Ltsdragons 19

Well, at least you got something, your dog will be there all day with you regardless of whether or not he knows it's your birthday

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homesuckfucker 28

Judging by the way OP regarded this "present," it was something unpleasant. Poop or vomit or something dead, probably.

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homesuckfucker 28

I know this is a bad situation, OP. But it's not the end of the world! Tell everyone that they forgot; do not worry about making them feel bad. They deserve it. Treat yourself! Relax today, if you can. Or go out on a drive. I don't know, spend your birthday doing something you enjoy. Never let the incompetence of others ruin your mood.

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jarrodleski 2

Make them feel like the shit your dog left for you

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Darthbane2007 17

Did you happen to buy an ice cream cake from the store by any chance?

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meli1195 31

Yeah because OP is totally going to leave that mess fermenting on their bed just to make them clean it up.

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