By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
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Gweedo65 16
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Happy Birthday!

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Gweedo65 16
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Happy Birthday!

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Pee on him to let him know who's boss.

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thevelociraptor 31
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Yes, because that's a great idea.

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naajster 14
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well.. surprise!!!

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noah_1234 24
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dogs are the best

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Mad_Or_Nah 13

At least you got something.....

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CharismaGeek 19
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I guess crap is a nice birthday present for your standards.

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Danny_Boy12 13
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Atleast you got something...

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ColonelCusswords 24

Ow! You got beat to punch

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CharismaGeek 19
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It seems you and #2 were thinking the exact same dumb thing!

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thevelociraptor 31
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I would prefer nothing, rather than shit.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Cleveland voice: Oh thats nasty....

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blaw24 1
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Did he poop on your bed OP?

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ColonelCusswords 24

#8 Out of all the crappy puns here yours is the best

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jack_jill05 14

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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No, the dog bought him a PS4.

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JKPwnage 26
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"Except my dog who left me a present on my bed." "left me a present on my bed" "a present on my bed" "on my bed" NO IT WAS IN HER CEREAL BOWL

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melanson32 7
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Happy birthday!!

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Ltsdragons 19
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Well, at least you got something, your dog will be there all day with you regardless of whether or not he knows it's your birthday

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homesuckfucker 28

Judging by the way OP regarded this "present," it was something unpleasant. Poop or vomit or something dead, probably.

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homesuckfucker 28

I know this is a bad situation, OP. But it's not the end of the world! Tell everyone that they forgot; do not worry about making them feel bad. They deserve it. Treat yourself! Relax today, if you can. Or go out on a drive. I don't know, spend your birthday doing something you enjoy. Never let the incompetence of others ruin your mood.

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jarrodleski 2
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Make them feel like the shit your dog left for you

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Darthbane2007 17
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Did you happen to buy an ice cream cake from the store by any chance?

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annarcheer 19
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poor thing :( make them clean it up

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meli1195 31

Yeah because OP is totally going to leave that mess fermenting on their bed just to make them clean it up.

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