By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 176
You deserved it 2 962

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finally my fml gets posted :D

tell her to "shave this..."

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tell her to "shave this..."

i mustache you a question, but i think i'll shave it for later :3

21 that was pretty awesome:) I feel any comments after that will not surpass the quality of yours so I'm not even going to try to say something clever

What's the problem OP? Charge for both!

21 I beard you to say it now or forever keep your peace. 0.0

21 you're SO punny!!!

ok but I warn you eyebrows google

that was at 21 btw

21, haha my boyfriend has a shirt that says that.

hey i just gotta say yur my fav commenter!

After 3 days that is when he finally spoke two words and those words were spoken to me "vagina boob". -red Aka cleavland

Not to be a know it all, but if a dog is that severely matted you are supposed to shave it!

We moved them to YouTube, because that's where begging for thumbs up belongs. :-)

she's still paying for the brushing. I hope you know this.

107, not necessarily. What's wrong with the way OP did it (apart from the fact that the owner then wanted it shaved), it still got the knots out.

47- Nah I'm not hatin! I got love for everyone! especially you now. icwatudidthere.

finally my fml gets posted :D

Ugh, I did grooming during college. I hear you, that would've pissed me off too. People can be so retarded.

This is probably the first time I've EVER seen an OP comment on their FML. I was beginning to wonder.

same here I was wondering if it ever happened.

no, i seen two other OP comment on their fml's :p. lol

3- shouldve told her to come back tomorrow or pay for both

thats your job so stop complaning

Holy sh!t 38 ur pic moves when i scroll down! (^?^)

yur that young and yur bringing yur own dog to the vet? i say its more of like your moms fml or sumthin ahaha jk jk not trying to be an ass :) sorry about that booboo

you said to ask if anyone has questions so why are half the people on here born in 95?

It's my second time seeing a op comment their post. It's very rare

20 & 23- Stick around...

she clearly said "I was at work"

I've commented on my two FMLs...

omg! ireaditwrong! i feel like a douche so sorry!

OPs comment all the time. I don't know where you lot are getting your information.

Lmfao it does 8-)

yeah well youre ugglyy

thumbs down if yu think im pretttyy!!

I think you got trolled IRL.

103- You forgot to put the word obnoxious (my apologies if that word is too big for you) after "pretttyy!" No worries though, I knew what you meant so I thumbed you down anyway! You're welcome.

lol 103 got 15 thumbs up >.< instead of downs but I think ur ok looking :p

Props to everyone who thumbs-upped 103.

Nahh I think 102 meant to put desprate.. If only it was possible to put 2 thumbs down...

well thats not nice...

where did my comments go!

We moved them to YouTube, because that's where begging for thumbs up belongs.

i didnt give yu my permission

I give you my permission to just STFU already, Madi.

george lopez marathon everybody! and take that fake pic of yur just a wannabe sexy

im going to put up a different picture

151 your bio says do whatever so no one needs your permission

God, how I wish there was a font for sarcasm...

naww.. it's an opticle illusion..

150- Try telling "You can't do that." to Casey Anthony.

Wow 143. I've never seen anything like you before... it's like you're the only person alive with a negative IQ.

how is that possible, you've only had one FML posted?

haha yay I'm not the only one who noticed that :D

You should charge them extra for that!!

What a shihty job

I lol'd inside a bit when I read this

how exactly do you laugh out loud inside a little bit?

she's means, kind of laughed.

122- when I click ur pic on my iPod it always change -.-

It's not a matter of not understanding that part. The problem is that lol stands for "laugh out loud" do how does one laugh out loud inside? Laughing on the inside is kind of the exact opposite of laughing out loud.

LOI- laughing on the inside.

Make her pay...

literally. in total that will be $30.00 along with revenge, so in total that will all add up to...$30.00 ;-)

You could give her dog some chocolate. A lot of chocolate.

Why should the dog suffer? Chocolate is poisson for dogs!

175, for real? Can you not read the sarcasm in 111's comment?

24- u got xbox?

Are you flirting?

maybe (: nah just curious bc if she had xbox I would add her she wanted but see in her pic she has a ps3 :p

Say she got what she asked for.

You should just give it a trim. A horrible, ugly trim.

don't take it out on the puppyy:*(

Well, I highly doubt the puppy cares what his peers think of him.. so it wouldn't hurt the puppy. Just the owner, hopefully.

it's a proven fact that animals have feelings. if someone cut all of your hair off, I'm sure you'd feel embarrassed. gosh, I sound like an animal lover lol

They have feelings, yes. They desire affection, love, attention, and they remember pain and fright. But, they don't care about their haircuts.

I have 2 shitz, and actually they do seem to act embarrassed if they get shaved to short. they act really funny and seem uncomfortable and tend to hide in warm places. I dont know, it's weird. just throwing that out there :)

fuck it a least shaved dogs are funny to look at.

not as funny as shaved cats though

well... did you in the end?

It'd be really hard to make the asterisk

Did the FCC mod this?