FML : Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called...

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Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By StudMuffinette - / Monday 18 July 2011 19:40 / United States

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By StudMuffinette | 17

#2926123 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:35

finally my fml gets posted :D

By speshlk37 | 13

#2926097 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:34

tell her to "shave this..."

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By twiride | 12

#2926075 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:33

first(:

Asura09 | 0

#2926125 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:35

well done, you have no life...

SuckItTrolls | 7

#2926138 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:36

Get moderated 1

StudMuffinette | 17

#2926164 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:38

4- agreed

By speshlk37 | 13

#2926097 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:34

tell her to "shave this..."

littlemissFYL | 5

#2926235 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:43

i mustache you a question, but i think i'll shave it for later :3

WCARlover | 34

#2926335 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:49

21 that was pretty awesome:) I feel any comments after that will not surpass the quality of yours so I'm not even going to try to say something clever

NeatNit | 32

#2926361 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:51

What's the problem OP? Charge for both!

Docbee | 11

#2926395 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:53

21 I beard you to say it now or forever keep your peace. 0.0

nixter5 | 18

#2926467 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:02

21 you're SO punny!!!

littlemissFYL | 5

#2926517 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:08

*43 umadbro?

rebel128 | 5

#2926700 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:32

ok but I warn you eyebrows google

rebel128 | 5

#2926713 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:34

that was at 21 btw

monkeys1315 | 0

#2926892 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:09

21, haha my boyfriend has a shirt that says that.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2927154 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:54

pics or gtfo

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2927252 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:06

hey i just gotta say yur my fav commenter!

OffTJHook3r | 2

#2927288 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:11

After 3 days that is when he finally spoke two words and those words were spoken to me "vagina boob". -red Aka cleavland

Jennifra | 0

#2927351 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:20

Not to be a know it all, but if a dog is that severely matted you are supposed to shave it!

Jakaroo | 0

#2927366 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:21

iPoopMusic | 0

#2927526 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:43

92- tits*

Sirin_fml | 46

#2928058 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:56

We moved them to YouTube, because that's where begging for thumbs up belongs. :-)

zuzupetalsYO | 11

#2928376 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:57

she's still paying for the brushing. I hope you know this.

Tjack_atack | 0

#2928419 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:05

haha

dre_bro11 | 12

#2930208 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:37

107, not necessarily. What's wrong with the way OP did it (apart from the fact that the owner then wanted it shaved), it still got the knots out.

nixter5 | 18

#2931238 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:42

47- Nah I'm not hatin! I got love for everyone! especially you now. icwatudidthere.

By StudMuffinette | 17

#2926123 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:35

finally my fml gets posted :D

daisyloo | 7

#2926155 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:37

Congrats!

okpmed | 0

#2926158 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:38

Ugh, I did grooming during college. I hear you, that would've pissed me off too. People can be so retarded.

Susieee_Q | 9

#2926221 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:42

This is probably the first time I've EVER seen an OP comment on their FML. I was beginning to wonder.

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2926266 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:45

same here I was wondering if it ever happened.

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2926383 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:52

no, i seen two other OP comment on their fml's :p. lol

HU4L188 | 0

#2926544 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:11

3- shouldve told her to come back tomorrow or pay for both

campana1024 | 0

#2926761 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:45

thats your job so stop complaning

puny74 | 0

#2926765 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:46

Holy sh!t 38 ur pic moves when i scroll down! (^?^)

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2926850 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:59

yur that young and yur bringing yur own dog to the vet? i say its more of like your moms fml or sumthin ahaha jk jk not trying to be an ass :) sorry about that booboo

ericwashere | 0

#2926853 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:59

you said to ask if anyone has questions so why are half the people on here born in 95?

kaykay20 | 0

#2926935 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:17

It's my second time seeing a op comment their post. It's very rare

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2926942 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:19

20 & 23- Stick around...

alphabetsoup96 | 0

#2927077 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:39

she clearly said "I was at work"

Person1233 | 12

#2927196 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:00

I've commented on my two FMLs...

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2927201 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:01

omg! ireaditwrong! i feel like a douche so sorry!

redbluegreen | 40

#2927244 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:06

OPs comment all the time. I don't know where you lot are getting your information.

OffTJHook3r | 2

#2927255 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:07

Lmfao it does 8-)

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2927261 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:08

yeah well youre ugglyy

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2927276 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:10

thumbs down if yu think im pretttyy!!

FruitSalad4225 | 0

#2927400 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:24

I think you got trolled IRL.

miamiheatfan56 | 0

#2927457 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:32

103- You forgot to put the word obnoxious (my apologies if that word is too big for you) after "pretttyy!" No worries though, I knew what you meant so I thumbed you down anyway! You're welcome.

DeepDownThere | 3

#2927497 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:39

Fuckin New Kids

alexistheboss365 | 0

#2927679 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:04

high five!!

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2927715 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:08

lol 103 got 15 thumbs up >.< instead of downs but I think ur ok looking :p

grapisy | 8

#2927731 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:10

Props to everyone who thumbs-upped 103.

Imgonnahaveabf | 9

#2927738 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:11

Nahh I think 102 meant to put desprate.. If only it was possible to put 2 thumbs down...

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2927807 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:22

well thats not nice...

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2927831 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:25

125- aw thanks!

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2927963 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:42

where did my comments go!

TheRealSIDeal | 1

#2927984 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:45

lucky......

Sirin_fml | 46

#2928070 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:57

We moved them to YouTube, because that's where begging for thumbs up belongs.

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2928082 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:01

forreal!

YayorNay | 8

#2928144 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:12

Yeah forreals

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2928184 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:19

yu cant do that

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2928198 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:21

i didnt give yu my permission

KaySL | 24

#2928227 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:25

I give you my permission to just STFU already, Madi.

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2928300 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:36

george lopez marathon everybody! and take that fake pic of yur just a wannabe sexy

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2928312 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:38

i meant off

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2928320 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:40

im going to put up a different picture

J1hill33 | 12

#2928374 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:57

151 your bio says do whatever so no one needs your permission

whitesox365 | 0

#2928384 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:00

God, how I wish there was a font for sarcasm...

vabeach94 | 0

#2928403 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:02

naww.. it's an opticle illusion..

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2928478 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:17

150- Try telling "You can't do that." to Casey Anthony.

dre_bro11 | 12

#2930222 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:42

Wow 143. I've never seen anything like you before... it's like you're the only person alive with a negative IQ.

shannon1029 | 4

#2930386 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:28

how is that possible, you've only had one FML posted?

raijenken27 | 5

#2935534 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 06:31

iEatDinosaurs14 | 0

#2936789 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:45

haha yay I'm not the only one who noticed that :D

By LizzyTheCaliGurl | 0

#2926131 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:36

You should charge them extra for that!!

By JiggaJayZ | 16

#2926147 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:37

What a shihty job

WCARlover | 34

#2926626 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:22

I lol'd inside a bit when I read this

chili10 | 18

#2927542 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:45

how exactly do you laugh out loud inside a little bit?

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2927616 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:55

she's means, kind of laughed.

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2927725 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:10

122- when I click ur pic on my iPod it always change -.-

ChibiChibi_fml | 22

#2927937 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:38

It's not a matter of not understanding that part. The problem is that lol stands for "laugh out loud" do how does one laugh out loud inside? Laughing on the inside is kind of the exact opposite of laughing out loud.

alexistheboss365 | 0

#2928172 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:18

hi five!!

j2awesome | 0

#2930068 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 01:50

LOI- laughing on the inside.

By BaconDave | 12

#2926152 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:37

Make her pay...

littlemissFYL | 5

#2926276 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:45

literally. in total that will be $30.00 along with revenge, so in total that will all add up to...$30.00 ;-)

BaconDave | 12

#2927449 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:31

You could give her dog some chocolate. A lot of chocolate.

cimh | 9

#2928674 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 09:04

Why should the dog suffer? Chocolate is poisson for dogs!

dre_bro11 | 12

#2930230 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:45

175, for real? Can you not read the sarcasm in 111's comment?

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2935336 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 05:55

24- u got xbox?

BaconDave | 12

#2939526 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 07:22

Are you flirting?

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2942626 - Thursday 21 July 2011 03:47

maybe (: nah just curious bc if she had xbox I would add her she wanted but see in her pic she has a ps3 :p

By Chickenfoot117 | 6

#2926159 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:38

Say she got what she asked for.

By woahwoahwow | 9

#2926166 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:38

You should just give it a trim. A horrible, ugly trim.

littlemissFYL | 5

#2926311 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:48

don't take it out on the puppyy:*(

woahwoahwow | 9

#2926455 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:01

Well, I highly doubt the puppy cares what his peers think of him.. so it wouldn't hurt the puppy. Just the owner, hopefully.

littlemissFYL | 5

#2926768 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:46

it's a proven fact that animals have feelings. if someone cut all of your hair off, I'm sure you'd feel embarrassed. gosh, I sound like an animal lover lol

woahwoahwow | 9

#2927576 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:50

They have feelings, yes. They desire affection, love, attention, and they remember pain and fright. But, they don't care about their haircuts.

shutterbug1190 | 12

#2929579 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 11:40

I have 2 shitz, and actually they do seem to act embarrassed if they get shaved to short. they act really funny and seem uncomfortable and tend to hide in warm places. I dont know, it's weird. just throwing that out there :)