By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 18:54 - United States

Today, my boss threw a party for everyone in the office who has a birthday in September. Everyone got a cake with their names on it except me. My birthday is today. FML
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Recon13x 9
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It's alright OP the cakes were a lie!

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Memeosaurus 14
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Hopefully your boss just forgot and didn't intentionally exclude you.

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Recon13x 9
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It's alright OP the cakes were a lie!

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brenton490 19
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They probably all had your fired notes in them anyways, and who would want that.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I bet those cakes tasted like shit anyways…

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Memeosaurus 14
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Hopefully your boss just forgot and didn't intentionally exclude you.

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edris_305 21
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It must be an honest mistake by the boss

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FallenMetalAngel 17

It's ok. Everyone usually gets a birthday card signed by employees on their birthday or close to it. Mine was forgotten this year. I also found an expired cupcake in the fridge in Late August. My birthday was June. It happens.

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manuwish 9
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sorry to hear that OP, I don't believe you were excluded on purpose, tell HR when your birthday is, next year you will be in on the fun ;)

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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HR knows every employee's birthday. It's part of what they do.

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catanita 18

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!

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fantasyE 7
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f**k him happy belated birthday

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bornpatriot 11
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Could it be some sort of a practical joke. ? Or good luck being the least favorite employee !!! But hey, Happy birthday.

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Lalala579121 27
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It's pretty obvious, isn't it? 9 - 6 = 3. 3 is the number of points in a triangle. The illuminati symbol is a triangle. Obviously your boss thought you are actually a member of the illuminati and didn't want to take part in furthering your regime.

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Taco The Dank 27

if you were trying to be funny it didn't work

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RichardPencil 30
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Obviously, your boss is grooming you to succeed him after he retires. He's killing off the rest of the office with obesity and diabetes. You should feel fortunate you're on the good side of a cereal killer.

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Birdie27 11
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wouldn't he be a cake killer?

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