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By  FallenMetalAngel  |  17

It's ok. Everyone usually gets a birthday card signed by employees on their birthday or close to it. Mine was forgotten this year. I also found an expired cupcake in the fridge in Late August. My birthday was June. It happens.

By  Lalala579121  |  27

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? 9 - 6 = 3. 3 is the number of points in a triangle. The illuminati symbol is a triangle.

Obviously your boss thought you are actually a member of the illuminati and didn't want to take part in furthering your regime.

By  RichardPencil  |  29

Obviously, your boss is grooming you to succeed him after he retires. He's killing off the rest of the office with obesity and diabetes.

You should feel fortunate you're on the good side of a cereal killer.