By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 18:54 - United States

Today, my boss threw a party for everyone in the office who has a birthday in September. Everyone got a cake with their names on it except me. My birthday is today. FML
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Memeosaurus 14

Hopefully your boss just forgot and didn't intentionally exclude you.

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brenton490 19

They probably all had your fired notes in them anyways, and who would want that.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I bet those cakes tasted like shit anyways…

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Memeosaurus 14

Hopefully your boss just forgot and didn't intentionally exclude you.

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edris_305 21

It must be an honest mistake by the boss

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FallenMetalAngel 17

It's ok. Everyone usually gets a birthday card signed by employees on their birthday or close to it. Mine was forgotten this year. I also found an expired cupcake in the fridge in Late August. My birthday was June. It happens.

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manuwish 9

sorry to hear that OP, I don't believe you were excluded on purpose, tell HR when your birthday is, next year you will be in on the fun ;)

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yerawizardlizzy 27

HR knows every employee's birthday. It's part of what they do.

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bornpatriot 11

Could it be some sort of a practical joke. ? Or good luck being the least favorite employee !!! But hey, Happy birthday.

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Lalala579121 27

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? 9 - 6 = 3. 3 is the number of points in a triangle. The illuminati symbol is a triangle. Obviously your boss thought you are actually a member of the illuminati and didn't want to take part in furthering your regime.

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TacoTheDank 27

if you were trying to be funny it didn't work

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RichardPencil 30

Obviously, your boss is grooming you to succeed him after he retires. He's killing off the rest of the office with obesity and diabetes. You should feel fortunate you're on the good side of a cereal killer.

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